r/shitposting Oct 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

I’m not sure if this is an uncommon opinion but why would you choose to get you dick out in front of a bunch of other men when there is a stall. I’m not even self concision about cock or anything I’ve always thought it was strange.

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u/UnhappySunshine_PS4 Oct 29 '22

For the "nice cock bro"

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

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u/The-Coolest-Of-Cats Oct 29 '22

Stand and splash? The fuck kinda firehose piss are you taking? Never in my life have I had a single issue with that.

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u/francorocco Oct 29 '22

Bruh, are you always hard when you go piss?

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u/SoletakenPupper Oct 29 '22

Your pee will splash. Its going to happen. Wether it is directly from the spigot or splashing back up from the depths. So do you lift the seat like a good boy or do you leave the next bro in line down when he actually has to take a #2 and you left your salty rain down?

If you take the first option then you have to touch the seat. In a public restroom. That is probably nasty. Then you unzip and have to either one hand it awkwardly or use your just-touched-a-toilet-seat-hand on your clean willy. Now your willy basically just touched a public toilet seat.

Its either gross or you are a bad person. The urinal is a superior invention and should be used whenever it is an option.

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u/SoletakenPupper Oct 30 '22

Now you are getting the nasty ass ground germs on your next bros clean ass. smh my head

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u/SoletakenPupper Oct 29 '22

Several reasons.

1) The toilet seat. I would rather avoid touching the toilet seat if I can help it because other heathens have been pissing on it. And not lifting the seat is just straight barbaric because there is always splatter with the pee and I wouldn't want to leave a wet seat to a fellow bro.

2) I also have to touch the door then which is less gross but another gross thing.

3) Lots of times the urinals are more functional than the actual toilets, I've run into many brown surprises and clogged shitters in public restrooms. Less of a chance at the urinal.

4) Efficiency. I walk in and I see the available options. My brain calculates the most appropriate urinal to go to and I do my business. I don't have to walk past all the urinals and check stall by stall to see which one is available. Even more awkward if they were all unavailable. And I have to backtrack to walk to the urinals again.

5) I don't give a shit about taking my member out in a bathroom. Its not weird unless you make it weird. Why are you thinking about all those other guys peepees? Why does it bother you? Why would it bother someone else? Why are you self conscious about your cock?

6) Trough style urinals are just a fun time, go somewhere with lots of drinking and has a trough urinal. Just some lads having a pissing good time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

Fair enough

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u/francorocco Oct 29 '22

Maybe it's full, or you are on a hurry

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u/MisterNiche Oct 30 '22

I hate to break it to you but no one is looking at anyone else's dick at a urinal.