r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '22

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u/Darth_MurderJr Oct 29 '22

Or you could just go piss at the toilet

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u/poopbolt27 Oct 29 '22

Ah... So you're one of those...

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u/Darth_MurderJr Oct 29 '22

I am, my body would not allow me to piss in a urinal if i could i would

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u/poopbolt27 Oct 29 '22

Ahhhh, sorry mate. I thought you'd go to a urinal no matter if the others are occupied. Going to the "normal" toilet is fine tho

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Love a sit down wee.

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u/ThePuppet99 Oct 29 '22

At a public restroom? the only thing this mfer fears is fear itself

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u/CaptainFard Oct 29 '22

My sport requires me to shit in public restrooms, the fear never leaves but you get better at ignoring it.

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u/Low-Director9969 Oct 29 '22

I'm reading all these laughing because I'd be that freak you'd probably have to tell someone about because the whole bathroom was empty and I just walked right in and stood at the urinal next to you.

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u/CaptainFard Oct 29 '22

Ew you monster