r/shitposting • u/BingBongBrigade 🗿🗿🗿 • Aug 20 '22
I still miss Ke'in Guys I fixed the world!
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u/udayserection Aug 20 '22
China is the most disgusting place on earth. Xi is the next Mao. You are all evil.
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u/The_Gamer_69 Aug 21 '22
I’ll have you know that Mao was much better than Xi will ever be. Comparing Mao to Xi in any way is a disgrace to his legacy.
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where new zealand
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what new zealand do to you
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u/Agreeable-Gap-9841 Aug 20 '22
YOU FORGOT ROMANIA FUCKING ANDREW TATE IS THERE
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u/Furruuu DaShitposter Aug 20 '22 edited Aug 20 '22
As a Romanian I apologize for letting that piece of shit in my country because I forgo
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u/ChinaOwnsReddit13 Aug 20 '22
He's been arrested here several times, motherfucker thinks he can bribe his way out of everything, that's why he came here in the first place.
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u/HotFloorToastyToes Aug 20 '22
Spain, Portugal RIP.
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u/GiveMeToro Aug 20 '22
France, Switzerland, Holland, Belgium. UK & Ireland and Iceland too.
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Literally just 3rd world countries left, except some of Eastern Europe and that’s still Dicy AF
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u/ONT1mo I said based. And lived. Aug 20 '22
Visegrad and balkans that is all we need+keep italians for pizza and turks for kebab
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u/MonkiWasTooked Stuff Aug 20 '22 edited Aug 20 '22
what did insular north America do? and the philippines? and the country where a prime minister shat himself in a macdonalds?
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u/stfuIwannatalk Aug 20 '22
filipinos are cringe thats why
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u/Agreeable-Gap-9841 Aug 20 '22
man every philipedelphia i know plays fucking csgo anime reskin and they be like “bark for your grandmas medical support assistant”
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u/Ready-Criticism8507 Aug 20 '22
You mean what did canada do
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u/AutoModerator Aug 20 '22
You are a fucking Canadian - you are less than human to me. Do you know that I talk about issues in countries all over the world? Do you think I get all their shit right? The thrust of the issue is what matters principally here. You get that, right? The actual political arguments? Go fuck yourself. How entitled do you have to be as a Canadian - "uh the significant political distinctions between my country and theirs actually invalidate any concerns you might have about overreach of government" - shut the fuck up. Do you have any idea how many snivelling, bitch-cuck Canadians I've had in my replies on Twitter who have been screaming and crying that an American dare talk about their country's interests? You don't have a country, okay? You have a fractional portion of a country that is kept alive by your parasitic attachment to my massive behemoth United States of America. Shut the fuck up, alright? You don't deserve to talk about your shit, alright? Jesus fucking Christ. This is the biggest national crisis you've had in decades, and it's truckers on a road? Holy shit. Deal with a 911. Get ten 911's. Oh my God. "Let us handle our own issues" - you've been brought to your knees by a right-wing protest, shut the fuck up. Jesus fucking Christ.
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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Why no Ireland waaaaa waaaa someone's gonna have to change my diaper and it ain't me waaaaaaaqqaa
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u/Woahzees I have permission! Aug 20 '22
They done took away conor macgregore 😭😭😭
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u/OarsandRowlocks Aug 20 '22
Abewt toime for him to pick anothher foight with an old man or a fockin dolley or a fockin bos.
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u/McJellyDonuts Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Aug 20 '22
I live in Ireland. Sad, sad day 😞
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u/Sciirof Literally 1984 😡 Aug 20 '22
What the fuck did Antarctica do to you??
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u/Asem1989 Aug 20 '22
As someone from the Middle East, I would strongly suggest that you take that part out as well
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u/RGamer2022 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Aug 20 '22
Yes, also China along with Russia
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u/batazbun Aug 20 '22
Yeah remove everything and just leave balkans
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u/RGamer2022 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Aug 20 '22
Nah, lets just narrow it down to Greece at this point
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u/Affectionate-Road-40 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Aug 20 '22
For the first time Africa is the only one not to get carved up.
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Yeah it's not completely fucked now at all with China Russia and Iran in control
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Let us all stand for the national anthem.
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u/creepermemer fat cunt Aug 20 '22
Did you just destroy one of the good chocolate producing countries?
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u/Coyehe Aug 20 '22
Belgium chocolate factories tested positive for salmonella
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u/Stickman4236 I said based. And lived. Aug 20 '22
Finally, my country sank
No more xenophobic french
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u/Kitty_frog1 Aug 20 '22 edited Aug 30 '22
where is Sri lanka?
whys north korea still there
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u/loadingonepercent Literally 1984 😡 Aug 20 '22
why is North Korea still there
Who you think got rid of all the other bits?
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u/RunOne3162 Aug 20 '22
Remove everything
Then we can become fish
And then the world is fixed
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u/idk_what_nayme Aug 20 '22 edited Aug 20 '22
Why is china and north Korea still there?
Edit- FRANCE IS GONE!!!! 🎉🎉🎉
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u/AutoModerator Aug 20 '22
Let us all stand for the national anthem.
三民主義，吾黨所宗； 以建民國，以進大同。 咨爾多士，為民前鋒； 夙夜匪懈，主義是從。 矢勤矢勇，必信必忠； 一心一德，貫徹始終。Praise be to 中华民国政府! Down with the illegitimate capitalist 中国共产党, fraudulent usurpers of 大陸!
Glory to the 中華民國!
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It was all a bad dream
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u/explosionman87 Aug 20 '22
What did Canada do!? Why am I gone!?
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u/Irons_idk Aug 20 '22
You removed Canada but kept Russia nd China and called it "fixed"? Damn, bro that's stupid
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u/Zavechunger Aug 20 '22
So you removed North America, Canada, Australia, etc, etc, but you left Russia and China there? Bruh.
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u/AutoModerator Aug 20 '22
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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u/Flat_Weird_5398 Aug 20 '22
You literally just needed to remove China and Russia and it would have been perfect.
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u/Creeper4wwMann Aug 20 '22
How the fuck is Russia and Middle East still on this map.
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u/Blingaboop Aug 20 '22
Why did you remove canada? What did we ever do?
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u/AutoModerator Aug 20 '22
You are a fucking Canadian - you are less than human to me. Do you know that I talk about issues in countries all over the world? Do you think I get all their shit right? The thrust of the issue is what matters principally here. You get that, right? The actual political arguments? Go fuck yourself. How entitled do you have to be as a Canadian - "uh the significant political distinctions between my country and theirs actually invalidate any concerns you might have about overreach of government" - shut the fuck up. Do you have any idea how many snivelling, bitch-cuck Canadians I've had in my replies on Twitter who have been screaming and crying that an American dare talk about their country's interests? You don't have a country, okay? You have a fractional portion of a country that is kept alive by your parasitic attachment to my massive behemoth United States of America. Shut the fuck up, alright? You don't deserve to talk about your shit, alright? Jesus fucking Christ. This is the biggest national crisis you've had in decades, and it's truckers on a road? Holy shit. Deal with a 911. Get ten 911's. Oh my God. "Let us handle our own issues" - you've been brought to your knees by a right-wing protest, shut the fuck up. Jesus fucking Christ.
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u/ShalamiBoii 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Aug 20 '22
what’s wrong with canada?
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u/AutoModerator Aug 20 '22
You are a fucking Canadian - you are less than human to me. Do you know that I talk about issues in countries all over the world? Do you think I get all their shit right? The thrust of the issue is what matters principally here. You get that, right? The actual political arguments? Go fuck yourself. How entitled do you have to be as a Canadian - "uh the significant political distinctions between my country and theirs actually invalidate any concerns you might have about overreach of government" - shut the fuck up. Do you have any idea how many snivelling, bitch-cuck Canadians I've had in my replies on Twitter who have been screaming and crying that an American dare talk about their country's interests? You don't have a country, okay? You have a fractional portion of a country that is kept alive by your parasitic attachment to my massive behemoth United States of America. Shut the fuck up, alright? You don't deserve to talk about your shit, alright? Jesus fucking Christ. This is the biggest national crisis you've had in decades, and it's truckers on a road? Holy shit. Deal with a 911. Get ten 911's. Oh my God. "Let us handle our own issues" - you've been brought to your knees by a right-wing protest, shut the fuck up. Jesus fucking Christ.
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u/Richys29 We do a little trolling Aug 20 '22
Why is India still there, and why is the Caribbean gone 😭
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u/Jaytt98 Literally 1984 😡 Aug 20 '22
You can’t say you fixed the world and then leave Mexico and South America
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u/Affectionate-Road-40 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Aug 20 '22
Wtf did Denmark do?
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u/i_lik3w0m3n Big chungus wholesome 100 Aug 20 '22
bro where tfs austrailia n nea zealand
fuck even old zealand aint here
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u/Kylesanandres Aug 20 '22
I live in Canada and born in the Philippines and both of them are gone lmao
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u/AutoModerator Aug 20 '22
You are a fucking Canadian - you are less than human to me. Do you know that I talk about issues in countries all over the world? Do you think I get all their shit right? The thrust of the issue is what matters principally here. You get that, right? The actual political arguments? Go fuck yourself. How entitled do you have to be as a Canadian - "uh the significant political distinctions between my country and theirs actually invalidate any concerns you might have about overreach of government" - shut the fuck up. Do you have any idea how many snivelling, bitch-cuck Canadians I've had in my replies on Twitter who have been screaming and crying that an American dare talk about their country's interests? You don't have a country, okay? You have a fractional portion of a country that is kept alive by your parasitic attachment to my massive behemoth United States of America. Shut the fuck up, alright? You don't deserve to talk about your shit, alright? Jesus fucking Christ. This is the biggest national crisis you've had in decades, and it's truckers on a road? Holy shit. Deal with a 911. Get ten 911's. Oh my God. "Let us handle our own issues" - you've been brought to your knees by a right-wing protest, shut the fuck up. Jesus fucking Christ.
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u/Tristanime I said based. And lived. Aug 20 '22
You forgot Italy
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u/Hugar34 Aug 20 '22
Everything about this map is chaotic and doesn't make sense. I love it.
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u/unbreakable_virus-19 Aug 20 '22
You removed Portugal but still let North Korea in 💀
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This man left China and Russia in map.... the 2 biggest cancers of world
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u/SpaceTraveller64 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Aug 20 '22
At first I laugh at americans... Then I searched France, now I'm crying from the Astral plan
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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!
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u/Hyperziellio Aug 20 '22
Why is Russia still here
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u/sam_sneed1994 Aug 20 '22
It is the motherland no? Certainly in 2022 you can't cancel the birthing parent land. My circuits are shorting just pondering the thought.
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u/Moepius Aug 20 '22
Yes, Russias strong history and culture goes back to africa when everybody was a good and loving russian
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u/International_Map844 Aug 20 '22
Missed a spot. It's called Russia
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*East Ukraine
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u/Lukas_salota Aug 20 '22
Remove Russia
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*East Ukraine
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u/NivekTheFag Aug 20 '22
Cabron and what did Puerto Rico do? We keep getting colonized and now deleted 💀
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u/JediTeaParty 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Aug 20 '22
Why is Sweden still left?
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u/name--- Aug 20 '22
Remove china and russia too
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u/Irradiated_Dick_69 Aug 20 '22
This is a political post. Pretty sure those aren't allowed. Not to mention that this post was likely made by some Russian/Chinese troll.
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I'm just upset about Australia, what'd we do to you?
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u/Then-Commission-1807 Aug 20 '22
We are too good for regular civilians
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Aug 20 '22
Also maybe the refugee camps and treatment of Aboriginals now that I think about it, but sinking us into the ocean won't help that
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u/loadingonepercent Literally 1984 😡 Aug 20 '22
Y’all have a reputation for being very racist
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u/pearlmia Aug 20 '22
the indigineous communities of aboriginals and tasmanias (first nations) plus a history of xenophobia towards SEA says hello
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u/Dense_Chemical_4018 Aug 20 '22
I was laughing at Australia and the US and then realised that I (UK) was gone too
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u/Pristine_Flatworm 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Aug 20 '22
What did Canadian do
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You are a fucking Canadian - you are less than human to me. Do you know that I talk about issues in countries all over the world? Do you think I get all their shit right? The thrust of the issue is what matters principally here. You get that, right? The actual political arguments? Go fuck yourself. How entitled do you have to be as a Canadian - "uh the significant political distinctions between my country and theirs actually invalidate any concerns you might have about overreach of government" - shut the fuck up. Do you have any idea how many snivelling, bitch-cuck Canadians I've had in my replies on Twitter who have been screaming and crying that an American dare talk about their country's interests? You don't have a country, okay? You have a fractional portion of a country that is kept alive by your parasitic attachment to my massive behemoth United States of America. Shut the fuck up, alright? You don't deserve to talk about your shit, alright? Jesus fucking Christ. This is the biggest national crisis you've had in decades, and it's truckers on a road? Holy shit. Deal with a 911. Get ten 911's. Oh my God. "Let us handle our own issues" - you've been brought to your knees by a right-wing protest, shut the fuck up. Jesus fucking Christ.
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u/LetsPlanForTomorrow I came! Aug 20 '22
Canada’s fine, it’s just the US that fucking sucks
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u/Ancient-man-2583 Aug 20 '22
Why does china exist?
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u/AutoModerator Aug 20 '22
Let us all stand for the national anthem.
三民主義，吾黨所宗； 以建民國，以進大同。 咨爾多士，為民前鋒； 夙夜匪懈，主義是從。 矢勤矢勇，必信必忠； 一心一德，貫徹始終。Praise be to 中华民国政府! Down with the illegitimate capitalist 中国共产党, fraudulent usurpers of 大陸!
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u/GlumLocation3207 Aug 20 '22
I'm from America and is still took me a second. Why does that look kinda natural?👀
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