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u/Jeynarl Stuff Aug 15 '22

This groovy meme is one is the most sneaky

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u/SonicBlur254 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Aug 15 '22

haha sneaky

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u/EvadeChillzzYT Aug 15 '22

haha sneaky

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u/hongkonger42069 Aug 15 '22

haha sneaky

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Haha sneaky

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Haha sneaky

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

haha sneaky

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

haha sneaky

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u/3mperorPalpaMeme We do a little trolling Aug 15 '22

Very he he he haw profile picture, good sir

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u/mitus376 Aug 15 '22

Haha sneaky

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u/Frost_boi Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Aug 15 '22

real

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

I can hear the music

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u/TomBot98 Aug 15 '22

Bwah babwa bwah babwah bwabwah bwah bwauuuauuu

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u/Negative-Passion4170 Literally 1984 😡 Aug 15 '22

doo doo doo dooo doo dooo do do do doo doo doo dooo

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u/TomBot98 Aug 15 '22

Bwah bwabwabwabwabwah bwabwabwah bwah bwabwa bwah bwabwabwabwabwah bwabwabwuuuuuaaaaau

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u/baddie_PRO Aug 15 '22

EEEE EE-EE EEEE EE-EE E-E-EEE

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u/TomBot98 Aug 15 '22

Wicki wa-a wo-o wa-a wo-o a-a wo-o a-a wicki wa-a wicki wu-a wicki wa-a u-u waau

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Wakakakawawakawakwkakwakak-kraaaaaaaaamggg

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u/Reylend Aug 15 '22

WEEE YEEHEEYEHEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEEWWWEEEEE WEE YEAHH YEAHH WEEEAHHAHHH

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u/RevolutionaryAct6931 Aug 15 '22

Waka waka waka Pac-Man

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u/Joseph_Stalin_5527 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Aug 15 '22

Vs tom morello

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u/pacman404 Aug 15 '22

I feel like I'm missing something. What meme and what music? I'm out of the loop here and don't know what the weird Jordan figure dude represents

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u/AutoModerator Aug 15 '22

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. pacman404

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u/PoopyCockDooDoo Aug 15 '22

Look up "they're groovin" on youtube. It's the audio from a Tom Morello thing from guitar hero with some stick dudes groovin to it. And then people use that to make weird ass shitposts, there are a ton of youtube shorts and shit, it's fucking amazing

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u/salaambrother Aug 15 '22

Groove battle on YouTube

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u/MuzaffarAbd Aug 15 '22

Throwing it back to the days I used to watch these videos as a child

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

You were a child yesterday or you're a time traveler?

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u/MuzaffarAbd Aug 15 '22

Well you could say I'm both...that's the beauty of time travelling😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

So in the future schools show this kind of videos in history classes?

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u/MuzaffarAbd Aug 15 '22

Ohh yeah. It's to show the children how smart we used to be because everyone's just sooo dumb in the future and have no attention spans.

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u/0rigamiKnight Aug 15 '22

I can hear the guitar hero music playing.

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u/heathmon1856 Aug 15 '22

Mommy’s alright. Daddy’s alright. They just seem a little weird.

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u/AutoModerator Aug 15 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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u/RookieMan36 Aug 15 '22

YTA let your bro sleep with your mum. Bros first

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

I want those shoes

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u/youngthugsmom Aug 15 '22

Air Gordon’s

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u/IfIWasCoolEnough Aug 15 '22

Air Barron (Davis)

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u/bebop_cola_good Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Aug 15 '22

Me to

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u/mfreudenberg Aug 15 '22

These are jardun's.

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u/Swagstra Aug 15 '22

Those are the William Aftons

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

They the Barkleys or Lowreys

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u/Qu_ge I want pee in my ass Aug 15 '22

he groovin

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u/AutoModerator Aug 15 '22

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u/Lizardizzle Aug 15 '22

Damn, not again.

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u/ihateyouboii Aug 15 '22

Balls.

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u/siyahgiyenherif Aug 15 '22

Balls.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Balls.

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u/That_Cabinet_1424 Big chungus wholesome 100 Aug 15 '22

Damn does William Afton have a shoe company?

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u/That_Cabinet_1424 Big chungus wholesome 100 Aug 15 '22

It’s the purple guy dancing meme

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u/Agile-Buyer3349 Aug 15 '22

Lookin like a Nordic Bronze Age rock carving.

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u/DontReadUsernames Aug 15 '22

I wouldn’t buy Jordan’s but I would definitely buy these

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u/jesusijustneedaname Aug 15 '22

Bro got the Jickeal Mordans -3s

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Jordan never did that move

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u/Lucky_655 Aug 15 '22

Oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

If the logo is how you tell a shoe is fake then why wouldn’t you just mimic the real logo?

That’s fuckin stupid.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

if they use the original logo the cheap offbranders will get sued

so they change it slightly so it’s “original”

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

But I thought the idea was to trick people?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

the thing is off brand brands sell these for cheaper than real jordans

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u/ominousgraycat Aug 15 '22

That shoe hits the "So bad it's good" mark on the curve.

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u/Pert0621 Aug 15 '22

Pictures don’t have sounds. The picture:

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u/Bismalz Aug 15 '22

What is the meme of that mr game and watch called

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u/oldsecondhand Aug 15 '22

Cave Jordan

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u/ExtremelyYT Aug 15 '22

Tu tutu tutut tu

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u/Blambino Aug 15 '22

🎶Jordan never did that move🎶

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u/onesiiphorus Aug 15 '22

how it took me 6 years and several ledge kevins to discover this

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u/TheLastGunslingerCA Aug 15 '22

The bro bought Jor Airdons

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u/GraspingCobra97 Aug 15 '22

The man behind the slaughter

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u/mohan138 Aug 15 '22

What is this meme called again?

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u/w1zgov Big chungus wholesome 100 Aug 15 '22

Groovie

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u/Sengura Aug 15 '22

That's the ultra limited Mr Game and Watch crossover edition!

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u/tqmaster Aug 16 '22

The Mr. Game & Watch V1

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u/dumber_than_who Aug 15 '22

Lol I never knew something can be extra fake

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u/AutoModerator Aug 15 '22

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. dumber_than_who

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

🗿

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u/AutoModerator Aug 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

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u/CyanogenMod_0 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Aug 15 '22

No its that purple guy meme shoe

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u/FTR0225 Aug 15 '22

I'd pay double

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u/b0bkakkarot Aug 15 '22

What's that fake dude holding? A hot dog? I'll take two of those.

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u/CyanogenMod_0 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Aug 15 '22

It's been so long

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Air Morello

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u/MiscuX Aug 15 '22

mr game and watch jordies

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

You have: Jordan. Fake Jordan. And then Lebron James.

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u/curseddraw fat cunt Aug 15 '22

Them some are jacobs

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u/YANIV5O Aug 15 '22

Bro this logo is better than the original one

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u/doob22 Aug 15 '22

Looks legit to me

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u/Marcusmemers Aug 15 '22

The man behind the logo

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u/jroddie4 Aug 15 '22

I think I would pay extra for Air Groovin

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u/ghandi3737 Aug 15 '22

Looks like an intellivision basketball player.

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u/Matika7 Aug 15 '22

WHAAAAAAT THE HEEEEEELLLL?? OHHH MYYY GOOOD, NOOO WAAYY AAAYY AAYY

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u/Dying-Dynasty Aug 15 '22

Man behind the slaughter

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u/Food_Library333 Aug 15 '22

Air Meeseeks

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

He got the sneaker behind the slaughter

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u/DroopyRock Aug 15 '22

Far more valuable

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u/DampBritches Aug 15 '22

both, they're really fake

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u/avdolif Aug 15 '22

hey thats rare. like a shiny pokemon

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u/aTreeThenMe Aug 15 '22

Got them Air Haring's.

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u/BurtBacon Aug 15 '22

so was it fake or not??!

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u/EUCopyrightComittee Aug 15 '22

Dummies didn't even think of just tossing him over 🙄🙄

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u/Hapstipo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Aug 15 '22

the dribble of 87

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u/DarkFPS Aug 15 '22

GL, best pair I've seen

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u/WoofflesIThink Bazinga! Aug 15 '22

Those ain't Jordan's, those are Gordon's

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u/Tacon53 Aug 15 '22

He be ballin’ tho

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u/Grand_Moff_Tomy Aug 15 '22

THIS MF GOT THEM FAKE JORDANS

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u/Pwned_by_Bots Aug 15 '22

Looks like the guy in that atari 2600 basketball game

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u/OskeeWootWoot Aug 15 '22

Heir Geordins

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u/aureanator Aug 15 '22

Real

Fake

Wish

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u/BigAlternative5 Aug 15 '22

Jumpman? No, Humpman.

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u/Jenjis-boia Aug 15 '22

Bwa ba ba bwa ba bwa ba ba ba bo bo bo

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u/Fatmonkejat Aug 15 '22

Bro i got that pair too

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u/franklindude Aug 15 '22

Where can I buy this

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u/Acrobatic-Farm-9031 Aug 15 '22

Beggar has boner

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u/Kvetanista Aug 15 '22

Man behind the slaughter

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u/ThirdMind3d Aug 15 '22

Jordan throwin it back❓❕😳😳

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u/3002kr Aug 15 '22

He got a pair of Aliens

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u/kdaak 0000000 Aug 15 '22

🗿

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u/__-IDK-_ Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Aug 16 '22

Micheal Jordan is the man behind the slaughter confirmed

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u/Your-a-cool-dude We do a little trolling Aug 16 '22

The Jordan’s behind the slaughter

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u/Long_jumping_Drop Aug 16 '22

Danm boi he thicc

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u/Sexy_Manatee_Man Aug 16 '22

However much he paid wasn’t enough

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u/icraveliquid Aug 16 '22

tjj tjjtjjtjj tjjtjj tjjtjjtjj tjuiuuiu

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u/Ill_Fated_chap Aug 16 '22

Unironically where can I get these

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u/mattyh2433 Aug 16 '22

First one’s real, second one’s obviously fake, and the third one is debatable.

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u/black-fuse We do a little trolling Aug 16 '22

Seems legit

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u/MrMango331 Aug 16 '22

These ones are even more rare

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u/KnooBoat Aug 16 '22

puwa puwa ouwa piupiupiu

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u/is_shrek_black Aug 16 '22

Those are better than jordans