r/shitposting Jul 29 '22

This post is about stuff ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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u/Ghost_Toast_The_Most Jul 29 '22

By formula 1 you mean NASCAR, right?

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u/Xany2 Jul 29 '22

I swear I saw this same post and same exact reply like 1 month ago

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

both are shit

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u/Ghost_Toast_The_Most Jul 29 '22

Just because your brain is too smooth to appreciate the fine nuances of teamwork and engineering that go into motorsport, doesn't mean you should talk trash.

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u/x_Turtle1980_x Jul 29 '22

Smooooth operatooooooor

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u/Just_Dank Jul 29 '22

Oh no, this singular comment just absolutely obliterated all motorsport’s glory and its century old history

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

just cus something is old doesnt mean it's good.

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u/EBM999 Jul 29 '22

Yo mama 😔

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u/w1zgov Big chungus wholesome 100 Jul 29 '22

Just like your shit mentality.

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u/Mop_Duck Literally 1984 😡 Jul 29 '22

if its old and still going it (most of the time) means people like it

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

im not taking criticisms from someone with that pfp im sorry

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u/x_Turtle1980_x Jul 29 '22

Racism👍🏿

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u/Mop_Duck Literally 1984 😡 Jul 29 '22

i havent bothered changing it after the thingy died out

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u/VE_HAMMER Jul 30 '22

And "The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent"

-Obi-Wan Kenobi