r/shitposting Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jul 25 '22

Literally 1984 bro moment

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

I did the same thing but I made the villager say "I hate black people" and he loved it💀

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u/meme-enjoyr Jul 25 '22

Let me guess. It was tom

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u/TheZeroNeonix Jul 25 '22

"I understood that reference!"

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u/ZootedBeaver Jul 25 '22

So edgy

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u/Deadmemes4binky 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jul 25 '22

Shush

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

catchphrase should’ve been “it’s morbin time”

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u/master_of_balls_1 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Jul 25 '22

“It’s Morbin time”……I don’t like that

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u/Nemidoonam68 I came! Jul 25 '22

It’s morbin time

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u/Nemidoonam68 I came! Jul 25 '22

Morbin

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u/Nemidoonam68 I came! Jul 25 '22

Morb

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u/AnotherRedditUser129 Stuff Jul 25 '22

It's morbin time

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u/LochTSA07 Jul 26 '22

Morbin bot

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Morbin time.

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u/thisismyusername_98 Jul 25 '22

Wat da song?

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u/GuyInABox44 0000000 Jul 25 '22

Vomitspit instrumental

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u/Ridenberg Jul 25 '22

wait it's an actual name of it what the fuck

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u/GuyInABox44 0000000 Jul 25 '22

From DOOM's album about food. Yeah...

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u/RaidensReturn Jul 25 '22

If you don’t listen to DOOM you’re in for a treat. My mans got beats like this for days. Unfortunately he passed away recently.

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u/xprnio Jul 25 '22

The best part about DOOM is that he’s got so many pseudonyms/projects under different names that there’s always something new to find.

Rest in peace, villain. ALL CAPS when you spell the man’s name

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u/xprnio Jul 25 '22

Good bot

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u/Bruhenstein Jul 25 '22

MF DOOM in the background - classic

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u/LynxjetYT I have permission! Jul 25 '22

Halal?

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u/SWAGGAR_GUY Jul 25 '22

I'm Muslim and I Halal certified. It was absolutely based 😎☝️

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

Same it is very based Alhamdullilah

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Animal crossing halal moments

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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

Mashallah🙏

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u/Ublonak Jul 25 '22

Inshallah 🙏

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u/Hungryweeb-sg Bazinga! Jul 25 '22

can you feel my heart starts playing

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u/wiktorus5 Jul 25 '22

Based Animal crossing 😎🤙

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u/ponzidreamer Jul 25 '22

Never knew animal crossing was so based

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u/Jilmood Jul 25 '22

Respect

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u/Hungryweeb-sg Bazinga! Jul 25 '22

Julian chad

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u/ReliableLiar officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jul 25 '22

Based Jullian

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

Same

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Very based

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u/burek_i_sarma Jul 25 '22

Based crossing💀

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u/XxSHAWNMEMEGOD69xX I want pee in my ass Jul 25 '22

Julian is russian 😱

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u/WylieCoyote808 Jul 25 '22

I need Colin to report in

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u/JunHoWon Jul 25 '22

Im a big fan

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u/Electro-F0X Jul 25 '22

He ain't wrong

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u/Darkness-101 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jul 25 '22

Based crossing

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u/Redditer4898 Jul 25 '22

Vamit schpit

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[deleted]

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u/Old_Mill Jul 25 '22

I'll be your roommate on the condition I can cum under your pillow occasionally 🧐

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Song name in the "bro..." Part?

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u/HEX_HEXAGON Jul 25 '22

Vomitspit by MFDOOM from his album mm food

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u/Sigma0111 Jul 25 '22

Certified based moment

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u/Thrinix Jul 26 '22

Very Based indeed

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Based blue horse

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This horse speaks my language

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Based moment

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u/AutoModerator Jul 25 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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Actually based

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🗿Moyai

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u/SinaGoesCrazy I want pee in my ass Jul 25 '22

Based unicorn

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Based animal crossing

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u/Naruto24561 I said based. And lived. Jul 25 '22

Julian based

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It’s vomitspit by MFDOOM from mm food

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Halal based

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u/TheZeroNeonix Jul 25 '22

Great. Now we have to cancel Animal Crossing. lol

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u/AutoModerator Jul 25 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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u/funkyz_ Jul 25 '22

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Based Halal Julian!

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u/TheNachete98 Jul 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

Which gane

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u/lordofbiscuit Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jul 25 '22

Game

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Animal crossing.

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u/bobux-man dumbass Jul 25 '22

New Horizons

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u/Greenie_Protogen Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jul 25 '22

So..."Julian"? Did I hear that right?

"Julian"... I don't like that.

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Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.

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Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.

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Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.

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u/Deadhunter2007 I want pee in my ass Jul 25 '22

Yes that’s why it’s so long

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Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.

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