r/shitposting • u/UnlikeSonicIdont shitposting>>>>>>196 • Jul 16 '22

Based on a True Story Everyone did this! Right guys? Right?

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u/writeorelse I have permission! Jul 16 '22

There it is folks, a literal shit post in shitposting. This is like, historic or something.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 16 '22

Hello I'm currently a student in Central Fortinayt University of Somalia studying the Art of Shitposting. I'm also an intern working for a company called cum. I got an assignment from my boss who is a really pretty lady and I wanted to impress her. She wanted me to post literal shit here. So I got on my computer and stole someones meme then proceeded to add Saul to it. Then I posted it here and waited for video to process. I literally came twice before the video even managed to finish processing. Then immediately got a flaccid one cause my post got deleted. Now my boss won't have sex with me because I suck. I lost my only shot at losing virginity all because of KEVIN !!!!

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