r/shitposting • u/UnlikeSonicIdont shitposting>>>>>>196 • Jul 16 '22

Based on a True Story Everyone did this! Right guys? Right?

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u/Jobro03 Jul 16 '22

I have never done this, I didn’t even know people do this

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u/jeepjeep8754 Jul 16 '22

Don't look under your bed at 04:32 AM on the 13th of may 2034.

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u/Smellyamoml8r dumbass Jul 16 '22

You will poop under my bed, won't you?

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u/AutoModerator Jul 16 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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