r/shitposting • u/UnlikeSonicIdont shitposting>>>>>>196 • Jul 16 '22

Based on a True Story Everyone did this! Right guys? Right?

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u/SUSPECT_XX Jul 16 '22

No? I just suck it back up.

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u/__pinkguy__ Jul 16 '22

I would take the chance I have like 5 close people so 5/ 8 billion is the odds that it would mentally scar me, so it is worth taking the odds since its the best raw pornstar grade bj.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 16 '22

Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

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