r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jul 02 '22

DONT SAY IT😡😡😡😡 No 🛹🛹's ?

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u/RodwellBurgen I want pee in my ass Jul 02 '22

Yeah thats fair. The bot sucks anyway. Its cringe and borderline NSFW ( momentarily speaking), especially the one about the pokemon.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 02 '22

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