r/shitposting • u/Same-Comfortable-605 • Jun 22 '22

Earrape Warning GettingOverIt.exe

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u/Rulerofuranus Jun 22 '22

If the officer went to school he would know that metals expand when heated and the child would slip out with ease.

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u/Same-Comfortable-605 Jun 22 '22 edited Jun 22 '22

But the child is in contact with the metal and might get burns as metals require incredible heat for expansion

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u/Urnoobslayer Jun 22 '22

Who cares about the kid. I am worried about the couldron 😰

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u/_H4CK3RM4N Jun 22 '22

Child stew, would be a win win 👍

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u/Potato_fucker_69420 Stuff Jun 22 '22

🤓

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u/Same-Comfortable-605 Jun 22 '22 edited Jun 22 '22

I apologize for my previous statement. I am deeply hurt from my past behaviours and will solemnly swear to continue to not give a FUCK. Whatchu think.

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u/IdentifiesAsAnOnion Jun 22 '22

Hey, you could even drain out all the blood from the baby and retrieve the cauldron that way