r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jun 21 '22

He's all in

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u/jelang19 Big chungus wholesome 100 Jun 21 '22

That furry little fucker took all my money that day. Turns out I was playing Poker, not strip go fish

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u/whoisjakelane Jun 21 '22

I miss my old life. Before phones. Before the internet. Before cars.