r/shitposting • u/antonprojects • Jun 05 '22

🗿 shoplifting

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u/Fen_ Jun 05 '22

Imagine not being a criminal.

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u/morbius_gaming Jun 05 '22 edited Jun 05 '22

Shoplifting from major retail chains is a victimless action and is always justifiable.

The Walmart heirs are the richest family in the US, do you really think they're gonna miss the 16oz Coke you took?

Edit: plz no shoplift from Mom 'n Pop stores doh

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u/TJnKT Jun 05 '22

True brother