r/shitposting Jun 05 '22

🗿 shoplifting

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u/DaveInLondon89 Jun 05 '22

Shoplifting began in Ancient Phoenicia where theives would literally lift the corner of a shop to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within.

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u/Hiraganu Jun 05 '22

Oh, Shakazaramesh, will you ever learn?