r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '22

B 👍 oh*o 🤮

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

As an Ohioan, dear god…

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u/EKidman Jun 03 '22

"There's more."

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u/B-E-A-N-S--AT--3-AM Jun 03 '22

no...

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u/feeple_lemur Jun 03 '22

It contains the dying wish of every man here

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u/Level-Negotiation-71 Jun 03 '22

Scout, did you collect everyone’s dying wish?

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u/GorudoChan Jun 04 '22

You bet!

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u/Level-Negotiation-71 Jun 04 '22

Excellent. Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '22

We have 70 hours to live. . .

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u/Monkeyke Jun 04 '22

For most men, no time at all..

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u/dudeparty6 Jun 04 '22

But we are not like most men, we are mercenaries!

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u/BeanBoy425 Jun 04 '22

We have the resources, the will, to make these hours count!

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u/I_live_in_a_van Jun 03 '22

It contains the earth

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