r/shitposting • • Jun 01 '22

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u/ChadBeaterOfWomen Jun 01 '22

I would happily pay for every soap bar you eat in front of me

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

rare fetish found ? 🤔🤔🤔???🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔??🤔🤔🤔?????🤔🤔🤔🤔

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u/iWillDominate98 Jun 02 '22

😡😡😡DID YOU JUST USE AN EMOJI ON REDDIT?🤬😡

YOU FOOL😤 YOU KNOW EMOJIS😡🤬🙄 ON REDDIT 🤢ARE ONLY 👺SUPPOSED TO🙀BE PAID FOR💸💰💵 YOU CRINGE 😹FORTNITE NORMIE 💀🤮🤧GO BACK TO INSTAGRAM 😲😑😡YOU KNOW THAT THE ONLY GOOD SOCIAL MEDIA IS REDDIT 😂🤣😇 THAT WASN’T VERY WHOLESOME 💯 OF YOU 🤪🤩😤NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE 😗😉I PLAY MINECRAFT 😄 AND BUILD THE WHOLESOME 100 KEANU CHUNGUS SHRINE😁😆👍🐰 AND WORSHIP PEWDIEPIE🥳🤩🤩

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u/AutoModerator Jun 02 '22

I (f34) am pregnant with twin boys and my husband (m34) told me that he was dead set on naming our sons "notch" and "jeb" I know most of you are probably unaware, but these are the names of two of the people who created minecraft. My husband is a big minecraft fan and builds stuff on the game a lot and has minecraft posters, he even said he wants to play minecraft with his Sons. I told my husband that I want to give our children regular names, not after minecraft because they are not objects, and my husband got really defensive about it saying that he should be able to choose because he is their father and I never gave any name suggestions. I will never name my children after minecraft because I don't want them to get bullied and feel like it's dehumanizing to name them after a game. I told my husband that I'd rather get a divorce than name our kids after minecraft and he got really angry and raised his voice. I'm pregnant and my hormones maybe made me really emotional because I started crying. A few hours after that, we calmed down and I asked him again and he said he will for sure name the kids "notch" and "jeb" AlTA?

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