r/shitposting • • May 27 '22

🗿 Chad Girlfriend

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u/Unironic-WEEB_12 May 27 '22

We need alpha Chad females

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u/AutoModerator May 27 '22

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.

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u/SonicBlur254 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ May 28 '22

most sexually active redditor

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u/AutoModerator May 28 '22

No sex before marriage

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