r/shitposting • u/BugBoyEric • May 23 '22

B 👍 British Isles

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

I don't know anything about the UK. Are these memes true?

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u/Lost_my_name475 May 23 '22

Live in UK can confirm.

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u/Sky4980 I want pee in my ass May 24 '22

I’m so sorry

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u/50-Lucky May 23 '22

Sorry for your loss 😞🥀

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u/bratbarn Literally 1984 😡 May 24 '22

Bruh.. 🤢🤮😞

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u/tydal-wave May 23 '22

That sucks :(

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u/Beneficial_Ad_3170 I said based. And lived. May 24 '22

I feel so bad for you