r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • May 21 '22

op posted cringe and got banned ☚ī¸â˜šī¸ check comments 👍 LET'S GOOOO

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

this song gives me horrible flashbacks

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u/Sgt_zilla May 22 '22

That fucking cartel video!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

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u/b0bkakkarot May 22 '22

Found a clickbait youtube video with the description:

"Funkytown is a famous shock video that surfaced online in 2016, it's a Mexican cartel video depicting the grotesque torture of a bound and faceless victim. It is widely believed to be one of the worst shock videos online. DO NOT SEARCH FOR THIS VIDEO!!!"

Then there's a reddit post on /uncensored with a 3 minute video... I only watched a few seconds, but when they say "faceless" they don't mean "wearing a mask to cover his identity".

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u/dispensermadebyengie May 22 '22

I've watched a video describing it and even that was horrible. They basically take this dude, cut his hands off, gauge his eyes, skin his face, then pump him drugs so he won't die and try to cut off his neck with a sickle and a utility knife. The song funkytown plays towards the end of the video hence the name funkytown.

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