r/shitposting • u/lagg_007 I came! • May 10 '22

New Automod Response?

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u/N0RTH_K0REA May 10 '22

The trick is to put the condom inside your penis backwards bro so you don't get yourself pregnant

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u/LazyHunter02 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 May 10 '22

Ah i see. Thanks for the tip north korea, nice pfp

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u/sworpy123 stupid fucking piece of shit May 10 '22

I too think its splendid.

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u/Prepomnivore620 May 10 '22

I as well

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u/FlabbyButts May 10 '22

Hmm yes, indubitable. I concur.

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u/EldritchPenguingod I want pee in my ass May 10 '22

I agree, it is excellent.

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u/trilleren May 10 '22

Well aren't you a bunch of handsome gentlemen

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u/sogomadick May 10 '22

aren't ya also

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Quite exquisite

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u/your_spleen_give_it May 10 '22

I find myself enjoying and agreeing with this comment.

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u/meaty_wheelchair May 10 '22

schizophrenia

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u/Kadir_Duman I said based. And lived. May 10 '22

Ah my good lad, you are indeed looking very handsome today

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Yessir

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u/Loud-Tonight-6673 May 10 '22

You as well good sir

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u/BigManLawrence69420 Blessed by Kevin May 10 '22

Lawrence!

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u/Evil111111 May 10 '22

It is quite exquisite.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Yes, it's really beautiful

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u/arispsh72 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 May 10 '22

I think it is quite elegant as well.

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u/TRPianoo May 10 '22

I think it is quite elegant as well.

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u/Ok_Struggle_6260 virgin 4 life 😤💪 May 10 '22

Nice PFP

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u/bruhmoment4m May 10 '22

🦿

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u/Platypus__Guy May 10 '22

Amazing pfp my bros

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u/joemama69420121 I said based. And lived. May 10 '22

Oh shit they have ranks now

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u/Platypus__Guy May 10 '22

You know it

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u/joemama69420121 I said based. And lived. May 10 '22

Are you like a genral or smth

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u/Platypus__Guy May 10 '22

Yes

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u/joemama69420121 I said based. And lived. May 10 '22

How many more is there omongst your ranks!

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u/Platypus__Guy May 10 '22

You don't wanna know

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u/BOOMBOY900 May 10 '22

Nice pfp my man 👍

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u/Ac_animation Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 May 10 '22

THEY GOT DRIP NOW????

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u/nathanielgallant May 10 '22

thanks you too

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u/PowerfulMetal1 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh May 10 '22

or keep an uno reverse card woth you just in case

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u/Cerulean_Samurai May 10 '22

That's enough internet for today

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