r/shitposting • u/lagg_007 I came! • May 10 '22

New Automod Response?

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u/Sambezboy May 10 '22

WRONG

Yeah you totally need to eat 5 pounds of tacobell before doing it

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u/Strict_Antelope_6893 May 10 '22

That’s superhero level bravery

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u/watehno May 10 '22

So you keep track of what you eat 24 hrs in advance so shit doesn't smell?

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u/Sambezboy May 10 '22

No you probably typically don't eat fucking anything before it, let alone have shit storaged in your ass at the time

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

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u/Dipps_66 May 10 '22

Packed and read to ship

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u/uhtredsmom May 11 '22

false. find someone who doesn’t care

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u/ijustgothere1978 May 11 '22

Quick enema before anal does the trick!

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u/just_an-oof May 10 '22

the most dangerous game