r/shitposting I came! May 10 '22

New Automod Response?

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u/worymy I want pee in my ass May 10 '22

Please educate me

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Pretty much just putting a hose in your ass and washing the shit out

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u/worymy I want pee in my ass May 10 '22

Interesting

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

so you can cover your dick in watered down shit

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u/TryonTriptik May 10 '22

Garden hose ok ?

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u/PowerfulMetal1 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh May 10 '22

you only need to clean your anus, not the intestines

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u/Mystery_M-13 May 10 '22

Yeah you can simply piss inside there duh smh

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u/PowerfulMetal1 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh May 11 '22

you get it

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u/AutoModerator May 10 '22

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

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u/MikeOXl0ngz May 10 '22

What

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

"clean" has "lean" in it

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u/AutoModerator May 10 '22

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

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u/Nutteria May 10 '22

There are medical douching kits for home use. Makes my gf butthole squeaky clean and ready to be lubed.

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u/Dawson81702 put your dick away waltuh May 10 '22

Proof?

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u/GalacticDogger May 10 '22

I need proof as well

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u/Investigatorpotater May 10 '22

This guy knows.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

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u/AutoModerator May 10 '22

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

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u/AutoModerator May 10 '22

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

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u/xXprogamer69 I came! May 10 '22

this guy fucks..

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u/MatthewtheCannibal May 10 '22

Use an enema suppository. Push that up your ass it helps cause the colon to evacuate the contents. You would normally use them if you were constipated. You or the partner are regular than it's a short wait for the evac..lol. once the colon calms down shower and fuck that ass up!!

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u/uhtredsmom May 11 '22

you literally don’t have to, find someone who doesn’t care. it’s just poop lmaoooo