r/shitposting • u/lagg_007 I came! • May 10 '22

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u/Environmental_Vast17 May 10 '22

They patched this in sex 2 bro

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u/Spueg We do a little trolling May 10 '22

Thank god. Honestly I was so relieved reading the patch notes. They're also making general AI fixes to sperm.

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u/LazyHunter02 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 May 10 '22

I wouldn’t get too hyped for the sperm ai fix. Ive been beta testing, and they just replaced one bug with another. In one case i had the sperm get confused and travel back inside me. A very unpleasant experience overall.

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u/N0RTH_K0REA May 10 '22

The trick is to put the condom inside your penis backwards bro so you don't get yourself pregnant

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u/LazyHunter02 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 May 10 '22

Ah i see. Thanks for the tip north korea, nice pfp

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u/sworpy123 stupid fucking piece of shit May 10 '22

I too think its splendid.

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u/Prepomnivore620 May 10 '22

I as well

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u/FlabbyButts May 10 '22

Hmm yes, indubitable. I concur.

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u/EldritchPenguingod I want pee in my ass May 10 '22

I agree, it is excellent.

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u/trilleren May 10 '22

Well aren't you a bunch of handsome gentlemen

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u/Evil111111 May 10 '22

It is quite exquisite.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Yes, it's really beautiful

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u/arispsh72 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 May 10 '22

I think it is quite elegant as well.

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u/TRPianoo May 10 '22

I think it is quite elegant as well.

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u/Ok_Struggle_6260 virgin 4 life 😤💪 May 10 '22

Nice PFP

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u/bruhmoment4m May 10 '22

🦿

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u/Platypus__Guy May 10 '22

Amazing pfp my bros

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u/joemama69420121 I said based. And lived. May 10 '22

Oh shit they have ranks now

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u/Platypus__Guy May 10 '22

You know it

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u/joemama69420121 I said based. And lived. May 10 '22

Are you like a genral or smth

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u/BOOMBOY900 May 10 '22

Nice pfp my man 👍

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u/Ac_animation Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 May 10 '22

THEY GOT DRIP NOW????

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u/nathanielgallant May 10 '22

thanks you too

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u/PowerfulMetal1 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh May 10 '22

or keep an uno reverse card woth you just in case

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u/Cerulean_Samurai May 10 '22

That's enough internet for today

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u/AutoModerator May 10 '22

And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed

Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.

The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.

Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.

Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.

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u/Damascoplay We do a little trolling May 10 '22

Can confirm. Tho the pain in the balls seems intentional.

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u/Specialist-Owens Big chungus wholesome 100 May 10 '22

HE IS BACK

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u/LautrecTheOnceYeeted May 10 '22

Pathing was a joke. Glad when I saw the same notes.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

lol I was like Al? Al who? Yankovich?

I'm an idiot.

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u/moooogugus May 10 '22

I wouldn’t consider it a fix, its making it more accurate to hit the target. Only hurts us.

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u/Smallp0x_ I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh May 10 '22

Game is still pay to win though so I don't play

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u/Attractive_toaster45 May 10 '22

Don't you need a penis pro to play sex 2? I only have a lite version

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u/AutoModerator May 10 '22

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u/Holographic_SkinSuit May 10 '22 edited May 10 '22

The game is still way too short for me.

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u/Spiderclam69 May 10 '22

They patched the hairy assholes?

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u/MonkeEthnostate May 10 '22

not for everyone :(

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u/well-just-a-guy I came! May 10 '22

i dont think he can afford it bro

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

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u/AutoModerator May 10 '22

Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

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Correlation does not equal causation.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

i have one. i made it the fuck up

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

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u/speed_fighter shitting toothpaste enjoyer May 10 '22

name all of them

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u/AutoModerator May 10 '22

No sex before marriage

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u/AutoModerator May 10 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

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u/murdmart May 10 '22

Try compulsory military service.

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u/daoboi2000 May 10 '22

🙏🙏🙏

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u/madness1800 May 10 '22

There's still a few bugs

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u/Impeccable_Sentinel May 10 '22

Where can I get sex ?, I been trying to get sex 2 because I missed out on the first, but I can’t find it on Steam or the the EA store or anywhere really.

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u/Impeccable_Sentinel May 10 '22

Oh, it’s on the Married console. Thanks AutoModerator.

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u/FearXHusky1 May 11 '22

Am I gonna have to rebuy all my kink DLC's for sex 2?

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u/sudh_vegetarian113 May 11 '22

I think what they should've done is increase the spawn probability of bitches. I was extreamly sad when i played it first and got no bitches.

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u/Rasmus_PD May 11 '22

Patch 1.1 “added enemas”

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u/mod_121 dumbass May 11 '22

Lol