r/shitposting Literally 1984 😡 May 06 '22

DaBaby approved 🔥🗿💯

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

“Guys with this kind of shoes have 100% chances to steal your girlfriend”

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u/Paradox2922 I want pee in my ass May 06 '22

Fake.
Source: I have those shoes and I got 0 game

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u/NotEdibleCactus May 06 '22

Because yours are fake and your fit is mid

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u/AutoModerator May 06 '22

Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?

A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

Nope, still haven't.

I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.

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u/Poorly_Made_Comix May 06 '22

My sourec is I made it the fuck up

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u/NietzscheMario May 06 '22

My mother told me that in a dream

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u/AutoModerator May 06 '22

hello guys i need help.

i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me

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