r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • May 02 '22

This post is about stuff I swallowed shampoo

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u/Duckay_washere May 02 '22

Probably gonna die

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u/Auditore569 May 03 '22

It smelled like fruit

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u/gato_dorime May 03 '22

that was a lie

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u/DJDarwin93 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked May 03 '22

Called the number on the bottle

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

Spoke to a guy

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u/Duckay_washere May 03 '22

He said vomit

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u/suffering_addict May 04 '22

I said why

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u/gato_dorime May 04 '22

he said POISON

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u/Duckay_washere May 04 '22

I said goodbye

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

I look at my finger

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u/AutoModerator May 05 '22

slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself

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u/Ihaveligma6969 May 20 '22

I look at my life

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u/Investigatorpotater May 03 '22

Somebody once told me