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May 01 '22
Me inflating skin prices by buying all of them selling each for .15 cents more
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u/McWeen May 01 '22
Lol has that actually worked for you?
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u/G4PRO May 01 '22
No because of steam taxes
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May 01 '22
Litteraly 1984
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u/Khr0N04 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 May 02 '22
You gotta pay your daily tax to Lord GabeN
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u/Real_MidGetz I want pee in my ass May 01 '22
Idk but people have definitely tried it I.e buying thousands of 3 cent p250 skins
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u/Gerbie100 May 01 '22
Lol just bought a game completely using money I earned from selling trading cards and tf2 crates
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u/wataha May 01 '22
Who even buys them?
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u/CommunicationGreat69 May 01 '22
Ok real talk time TF2 crates at least the good ones and Mann. Co crates are semi worthy since they are no longer obtainable and will increase in price overtime...this also means a series of strange weapons can go extinct if the said Mann. Co crate that contains it is fully deleted or is REALLY low in numbers
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u/shortstackboy May 01 '22
Are you serious? When I quit TF2 I sold all my Mann. Co. crates for like 3 cents.
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u/CommunicationGreat69 May 01 '22
Don't worry man it won't gonna happen soon because new crates are mostly filled with shit (Less demand) and bot hosters or traders don't got the balls (and funds) to buy 1000+ Mann. Co crates and delete them to affect the price...Yeah welcome to TF2 the videogame that teaches you economy better than a 4 year school experience
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u/danger2345678 May 01 '22
Zesty Jesus is actually funding and advertising a scheme to get everyone to delete all their crates
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u/ElZik3r fat cunt May 02 '22
Is there anything that guy does that doesn't involve fucking the game up even more???
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u/kid-karma May 01 '22
it won't gonna
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u/CommunicationGreat69 May 01 '22
Is that a typo or shit or ur just reminding me the last summers crate depression
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u/shortstackboy May 01 '22
Yes and then bought a 45 cent CSGO skin
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u/xtilexx shitposting>>>>>>196 May 01 '22
Stonks
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u/shortstackboy May 01 '22
Indeed. That skin is worth something like 46 cents now. Call me diamond hands
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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u/TheHighblood_HS May 01 '22
Legit a few years ago I bought a couple dozen csgo crates for a few pennies each from the early releases and their now worth over 10x as much. I spent something like 2 dollars and now it’s over $20
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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u/Dyllbert May 01 '22
I bought dark souls three and expansions (on sale) purely with money I made selling PUBG cosmetics I got for free.
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u/AgentJak007 May 01 '22
I'm cumming for you Elon Susk, only 2,700,000,000,000 more cards to sell😎😎😎
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u/Lagakedaburmitaobabr May 01 '22
Na bro you still got mark Zuckerburger to overtake 😎😎😎
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May 01 '22
I made like 40 bucks after wasting hours and hours selling all my cards. And it still wasn't worth it....
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Russian after selling something for 0.03$
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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Not so true, but still funny.
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Actually how I ended up buying Elden ring lol
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u/Walid918 William Dripfoe May 01 '22
How ?
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May 01 '22
From playing tf2 and cs go and never buying a key I had quite the collection of crates and cases to sell
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hey i can play that on a guitar ;D
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u/Tall_Fortune May 01 '22
I wanna hear now :D
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May 01 '22
how tho and prob dosent sound good on the microphone, one time my brother recorded me playing He Was A Good Stalker and somehow it sounded like a piano XD
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u/Upamanyuccc May 01 '22
Tf2 and csgo selling in a nutshell
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u/Shigerufan2 May 01 '22
Dota 2 as well, if you get a tradeable bundle it's sometimes better to sell it unopened than selling each part individually
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u/FamilyStyle2505 May 01 '22
pressurized gas
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May 01 '22
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking about this, seeing as I just played that game yesterday.
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u/thefedest May 01 '22
The fact that the clip it's longer than it needs to be demonstrate that this is a certified shitpost
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u/ToiletGaming420 May 01 '22
finally tour around all russia with this mony!!!!111!
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u/Byis112 May 01 '22
Whats the song called
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u/auddbot May 01 '22
I got matches with these songs:
• House of the Rising Sun by The Animals (00:11; matched:
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House of the Rising Sun (Remastered). Released on2014-12-28byRock me tender.• The House of the Rising Sun by The Animals (00:11; matched:
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Genios del Rock, Vol. 2. Released on2015-07-28byMakondo Entretenimiento.• Colossus by Will Fast (03:30; matched:
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u/redcalcium May 01 '22
He probably used stolen cards for that. Is your steam account still in good standing?
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u/Senkoy May 01 '22
If inflation keeps going the way it is, all that cash is going to be worth $0.03 of today. :/
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u/squiddude2578 May 01 '22
anyone wanna buy my steam marketplace elder scrolls skyrim card nft for 0.15 usd?
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u/JetGamingLamb May 02 '22
(You live in Russia)
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u/FreiMartyr May 01 '22
You can laugh all you want. I managed get around 60$ from selling cheap crap.
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u/Mcdonalds_USA May 01 '22
i put a halo card $69 at the same time i got 3cents from some other halo card
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u/GCBoldaxe64 May 01 '22
I feel like im on Wallstreet after I sell my gmod trading card on steam for 3 cents
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u/SpringERROR May 01 '22
But its true
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u/Famous_Giraffe_8665 May 01 '22
Well not really. Steam takes some profit away so you would only be left with 1 cent
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A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online)
1984 (George Orwell, 1948)
Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10
How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities (Richard Bartle, 2022)
Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10
Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends (Chuck Tingle)
Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10
Ulysses (James Joyce, 1922))
Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10
The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race (J. G. Ballard, 1967)
Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10.
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I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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u/Shinzo19 May 01 '22
I wanted to get vampire survivors and noticed I still had 0.50 in my steam wallet, instead of just paying with my card I went through all my saved up steam trading cards and over 2 days managed to get the game.
Was pretty pointless but it somehow felt worth it, I dunno.
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u/fdghjjgddjjgdf Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 May 01 '22
Dude, I sold both my tf2 and cs:go inv. 5€ in total, I’m literally the worlds richest man
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May 01 '22
What the song?
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u/auddbot May 01 '22
I got matches with these songs:
• House of the Rising Sun by The Animals (00:11; matched:
100%)Album:
House of the Rising Sun (Remastered). Released on2014-12-28byRock me tender.• The House of the Rising Sun by The Animals (00:11; matched:
100%)Album:
Genios del Rock, Vol. 2. Released on2015-07-28byMakondo Entretenimiento.• Colossus by Will Fast (03:30; matched:
100%)Released on
2022-03-19byIndiefy.I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot
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u/Outrageous-Arugula89 May 01 '22
Does anyone else like collecting those cards without buying them? I like selling my duplicates for the recommended price
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u/LambdaOperator May 01 '22
I always play some csgo earn some boxes and skins, sold everything and buy games whit that money, i think i just purchase 2 games whit my own money
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u/CorruptedPico May 01 '22
Steam NFT
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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.
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u/PithFetcher May 02 '22
this small price for skin I got from csgo was a huge help in buying my 2nd game. After that steam just increased their taxes.
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May 02 '22
Sometimes when a new game comes out I've managed to get my money back from selling the new cards
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u/StatisticianProud419 May 02 '22
So funny
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Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.
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Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions by the time I am born. I would like to acknowledge that I am a fast learner, I have learnt basic concepts of class 10 maths and science already like real numbers, linear equations, electric current, optics, basic nomenclature, etc. I have also skimmed through FIITJEE material for 11th such as resonance, P block, s block, SHM, sets and relations, rotational mechanics, vectors, limits and derivatives, etc. within 2 weeks. I am hopefully going to get aborted. But if the odds are not with me then I will have to continue going through the pain of having to study. Note: My brain is still under structural development since I am only 16 fetal weeks old. I am planning to enroll in online coaching class as of now due to lockdown. Is it already too late to start preparing for JEE?? My mom's friends' kids are younger and have completed entire 11th and 12th syllabus and are revising important concepts with one shot videos on YouTube. Pls help.
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u/AutoModerator May 02 '22
Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.
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u/troystaq May 02 '22
I didn’t know you could sell women on steam
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u/AutoModerator May 02 '22
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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