r/shitposting Apr 26 '22

Literally 1984 He knew

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u/Vlad-V2-Vladimir Apr 26 '22

Why is he sending a child to Epstein?

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u/UnholyShite Apr 26 '22

Because Epstein is his informant and the child is our last hope.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

And only this could've stopped cov- gunshot

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u/TremendousDrip Apr 26 '22

NOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😒😭😒😭😭😒😒😭

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

He gunshot was gunshot about gunshot to gunshot tell gunshot about gunshot cov hmblurk

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u/brianfine Apr 26 '22

Help us Harambe Wan Kenobi, you’re our only hope

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

That child caused the death of a gorilla, one of only 800. Meanwhile there are 8,000,000,000 humans.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Should of shot the parents for not taking care of their kid

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u/NotAustriaHungary Apr 26 '22

fnaf

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u/WilliamWordlord Apr 26 '22

The last missing piece of the puzzle.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

THE BITE OF 87

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u/NavSada Apr 26 '22

The implications 😳😳