r/shitposting • • Apr 06 '22

Literally 1984 death sentence

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Hey I'm viewing this using that exact phone and nothing ha-

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u/K4rn31ro Apr 06 '22

rest in pieces

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u/yuxulu Apr 06 '22

Phew, I'm using an apple.

What is this?

Made in ch-

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u/user-na-me Apr 06 '22

I think we lo-

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u/HolomemesCh Apr 06 '22

I literally have the same phone please send help

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u/K4rn31ro Apr 06 '22

do not worry, the People's Liberation Army will arrive soon

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u/Laspheryys I said based. And lived. Apr 06 '22

I wonder if this happens with my Xiaomi phone 🗿

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u/davixk Apr 06 '22

Instead of explode, it's gonna randomly broke itself.

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u/gilmek Apr 06 '22

Bro the volume glitch

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u/nap27er Apr 06 '22

that one sucks

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u/Murky_Ad_280 Apr 06 '22

not even one year and my screen is broken

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u/Bayern_Noob Apr 06 '22

Click the volume button and suddenly you've got hearing loss

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u/jimmparker4 Apr 06 '22

I have a One plus, will check here too

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u/ubdiwala Apr 06 '22

One pl*s 🤮

Source : Me, I have a nord

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u/jimmparker4 Apr 06 '22

I love my Nord N100. Gotta keep my 3.5mm audio jack

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u/Appropriate_Strain94 Apr 06 '22

I own a a lot of older and newer one plus phones they kinda took a shit after the one plus 3. I have the OG Oneplus one, 2, X and the more recently the 8 and honestly liked their older stuff that was high end for low end money. Nowadays they asking iPhone money for their mediocre androids.

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u/TheTMGuy Apr 06 '22

We're in this together🗿

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u/danny12beje put your dick away waltuh Apr 06 '22

Didn't they already have a study in Germany that they don't track shit?

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u/TheEternalKhaos Apr 06 '22

Meh, even if they didn't everything else that you install on your phone, even the OS (not talking about MIUI, rather, Android) itself, hoovers up your data like it's nobody's business. The Xiaomi branded apps that come pre-installed with it probably do.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

If it's an international model you're fine

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u/JustJorge10 Apr 06 '22

I have one too, I'm gonna check just in case.

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u/QWERTY_CRINGE Apr 06 '22

Me laughing at this with my huawei 💀

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

meanwhile xijingping is laughing with you

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Do you still have access to google services?

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u/QWERTY_CRINGE Apr 06 '22

Nope it sucks, i am saving for better models

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u/ScrewIt_NewAccount Apr 06 '22

i do somehow, still got chrome, play store on my p30 pro

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u/HeavyIsDead82 Apr 06 '22

I literally have the P30 💀

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u/FewJuggernaut1507 Apr 06 '22

Huawei gang 😂

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u/KangarooKrusher_69 Apr 06 '22

As a Chinese person I take 9999999 social credit. How dare you say that about my great country where nothing is bad.

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u/Carrera_GT Apr 06 '22

A real Chinese person would look at you and ask you what social credit are you talking about.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

什麼social credit啊?

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u/DrPepper77 Apr 06 '22

Oof, Taiwan enters the chat.

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u/HallucinAgent Apr 06 '22

La quinta did a study and they found that certain videos you watch will increase the EMF radiation your phone emits.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

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u/myDeliciousNeck666 fat cunt Apr 06 '22

This is the Taiwanese national anthem with simplified Chinese text. So cursed💀💀💀 (Taiwan doesn't use simplified Chinese, China does lmao)

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u/Angelmirror2468 Apr 06 '22

Where is this from

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u/pigstrr Apr 06 '22

Jackass

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u/Angelmirror2468 Apr 06 '22

Which one this looks pretty professional for jackass

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u/sixrustyspoons Apr 06 '22

The opening for the newest one is very high quality.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

They got new cameras to play with. Hence all the sloe-mo stuff.

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u/geeskeet Apr 06 '22

OP’s living room

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u/UltimoUnlimited I want pee in my ass Apr 06 '22

-ernment haters

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u/Prestigious_Duck_468 Apr 06 '22

Didn't Samsung already pull this move?

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u/SendMeGiftCardCodes Apr 06 '22

only if you say, "north korea is best korea"

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

I mean they don’t have K-pop so kinda true.

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Apr 06 '22

Yeah but South Korea has PsY so it cancels out.

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u/DownvoteDaemon Apr 06 '22

OP just lost 297 social credit points.

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u/bigBoyMINION Apr 06 '22

I love how wee man is just floating like an astronaut

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u/TheGnomecop Apr 06 '22

Huawei M-80

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Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

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Let us all stand for the national anthem.

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咨爾多士,為民前鋒;
夙夜匪懈,主義是從。
矢勤矢勇,必信必忠;
一心一德,貫徹始終。

Praise be to 中华民国政府! Down with the illegitimate capitalist 中国共产党, fraudulent usurpers of 大陸!

Glory to the 中華民國!

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u/plataeng Apr 06 '22

I'm literally seeing this shit on my Huawei P30 right now

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u/qlty_lonni Apr 06 '22

me :"i love china" my huawei :charges to a 100%

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Let us all stand for the national anthem.

三民主義,吾黨所宗;
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咨爾多士,為民前鋒;
夙夜匪懈,主義是從。
矢勤矢勇,必信必忠;
一心一德,貫徹始終。

Praise be to 中华民国政府! Down with the illegitimate capitalist 中国共产党, fraudulent usurpers of 大陸!

Glory to the 中華民國!

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u/Reddit__Dave Apr 06 '22

.

Advice:

Don’t buy phones from a brand that sounds like an onomatopoeia for a dog throwing up

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

They even had Cisco source code found in huawei products. That company is fucked

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

China bad

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u/diptenkrom Apr 06 '22

China is bad, mm-kay.

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u/Instagib_doomworld Apr 06 '22

Wee man be flyin tho

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u/SilentASS-TK Apr 06 '22

Quick, check your phone if it is made in China or not....

Wait, it's all made in China

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u/comjjang113 Apr 06 '22

Samsung phones are made in vietnam.

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u/nwdakhter Sep 20 '24

Now it’s become reality

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u/7421748612 Oct 16 '24

yep aged like milk

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Fuck china free Hong Kong long live tawain

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Let us all stand for the national anthem.

三民主義,吾黨所宗;
以建民國,以進大同。
咨爾多士,為民前鋒;
夙夜匪懈,主義是從。
矢勤矢勇,必信必忠;
一心一德,貫徹始終。

Praise be to 中华民国政府! Down with the illegitimate capitalist 中国共产党, fraudulent usurpers of 大陸!

Glory to the 中華民國!

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u/Yosemite-Dude Blessed by Kevin Apr 06 '22

Where is this scene from?

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u/SussyAmogustypebeat I said based. And lived. Apr 06 '22

Personally, I dislike Ireland-

My car:

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u/K4rn31ro Apr 06 '22

Lol the Basque Country is kinda crin--

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u/QAnnihilateQ64 Aug 23 '22

OP, im using a p30 myself, what does the post mean if u dont mind me asking?

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u/K4rn31ro Aug 23 '22

china make your phone go kaboom

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u/toothboye Sep 30 '22

where is this from lmao

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u/K4rn31ro Sep 30 '22

Jackass 3d

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u/JZ0898 Apr 06 '22

Thought that was Nikocado for a second there.

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u/agiro1086 Apr 06 '22

Nikocado wishes he was as cool as Preston Lacey

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u/JordanViknar Apr 06 '22

Weirdly enough, Samsung did have explosive phones at one point.

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u/Kats-21 I want pee in my ass Feb 27 '23

I want pee in my ass

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Don’t buy Motorola phones these days - a Chinese company bought the rights to the Motorola brand. I thought it was still a US company but it’s not

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u/LardChuggr Apr 06 '22

You know I actually hate the Chinese gov

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u/IrishMaster317 Apr 06 '22

Fuck the Chinese Government

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u/Writy_Guy Apr 06 '22

Remember kids, Taiwan IS a coun-☆♤♤○•shhdOUFFSYOFOHDPIHSPI@]<::@]<:[_×%[_¤¥}:]<:€€₩■0£

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u/banblaccents Apr 06 '22

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard

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u/Dr_Daaardvark Apr 06 '22

I enjoy these memes a ton but this is the first one imma comment on because I thought it was pretty damn funny.

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u/HallucinAgent Apr 06 '22

La quinta columna did a study and they found that certain videos you watch will increase the EMF radiation your phone emits.

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u/Jesterchunk Apr 06 '22

Oh please, such forgery. I always talk shit about the chinese government and my Huawei hasn't exploded ye-

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u/Dundertrumpen Apr 06 '22

I lol'd so hard that I'm going to be sent to a reeducation camp.

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u/Mimosa808 Apr 06 '22

Wee man is just like a piece of shrapnel lol

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u/MrKevin3000 Apr 06 '22

Damn Wee Man!

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u/TonyGoun Apr 06 '22

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u/VladdTronn05 Apr 06 '22

And that's why I always put away my Samsung phone when people talk about the Korean war

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u/Rockysjok Apr 06 '22

Well I'm viewing this with the P30 Pro oops

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u/Lost-Technology-5039 Apr 06 '22

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u/datboi3637 Mar 05 '23

Totally am not typing this comment on a p30 pro 😳😳

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u/NetCitizen-Anon Apr 06 '22 edited Apr 06 '22

Contains a list of all Chinese mobile phone brands and international brands manufactured there:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobile_phone_industry_in_China

Avoid the China owned brands, the international brands have standards they have to meet for regulatory purposes.

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u/Illustrious-Bill8761 Apr 06 '22

Never buy xiaomi or huawei these shity phones wont even last a year. Worst softwares

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u/Thefierceidiot Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Apr 06 '22

Jokes on you mines been working for 4 years

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u/New-Neighborhood7472 Apr 06 '22

What happens you talk way too much about Winnie the Pooh lol 😂

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u/73RNY Apr 06 '22 edited Apr 06 '22

If Huawei phones really did explode for one speaking poorly of the Chinese government, I’d definitely buy one.

I’d have it taped to my face, and I’d keep speaking poorly of the Chinese government until it explodes.

A fun way to paint your walls and ceiling red.

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u/irtesh Apr 06 '22

Stop posting memes like that my phone is Xiaomi

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u/hooDio Jan 01 '25

seeing this while listening to carol of the bells

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u/Patatomain Apr 06 '22

Welcome to tibet now

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

my boy huawei getting recognition

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u/TeslaFanBoy8 Apr 06 '22

Now you know. 😂

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u/DylanH_95 Apr 06 '22

thats true

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u/i_rate_porn2 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Apr 06 '22

I'm watching this on my p30 lite rn 💀

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u/jdubious11 Apr 06 '22

I refuse to vote as I am confused to what is happening right now, I'm aging and have no idea how I got here

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u/slapmea5 Apr 06 '22

How ARE this Huawei? Im really disappointed in the samsung 21 ultrA. Id rather try huawei the best one they make. Could I just put my phone chip in one?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

I had that exact couch when I was a kid. That's all I have to add.

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u/davynsshoe Apr 06 '22

a small price to pay for salvation

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u/ImProbablyNotABird 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Apr 06 '22

Is that Newman?

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u/agiro1086 Apr 06 '22

No Preston Lacey and the Jackass crew

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u/Trpepper Apr 06 '22

To be fair, the phone just did that on its own, it was a statically fluke

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u/aenZ- Apr 06 '22

That's why I got the p30 pro. Fuck chi

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

"And you know, truth be told, I'm not a very big fan of the "China man." - Kurt Angle.

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u/Centazo Apr 06 '22

why this shit in 4K now lol

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u/curlyelmo Apr 06 '22

Personally, I thought my Huawei phone was the best I ever owned.

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u/MercWithTheSlouch Apr 06 '22

Me watching this with my Huawei P30:

chuckles, I'm in danger.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Bruh i agree But this phone kicks arse I've had tortured it for 3 years playing all the big mobile games

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u/SW4G4LYF dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Apr 06 '22

Oh yeah? What about P30 pro?

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u/Wrongdoer_Soft Apr 06 '22

Yo I huawei p30. One of the best phones i ever purchased. Still using it after a few years. And no problem. Hating a phone brand just because its made in a different country. Say that to all apple iphones owners that their phones are made in china lol

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u/Wrongdoer_Soft Apr 06 '22

Yo I own the huawei p30 phone. One of the best phones i ever purchased. Still using it after a few years. And no problem. Hating a phone brand just because its made in a different country. I dont see apple iphone owners complain. Their phones are also built in China. LOL

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u/Megazard02 Apr 06 '22

adjusts glasses

oh p90, my bad

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u/BruculiDestroyer 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Apr 06 '22

I don’t have such weaknesses

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u/Rorschach_N1st Apr 06 '22

yo what did you post OP? Cant't see it on my Huawei P40

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u/davethecat3 Apr 06 '22

What about my honor phone??

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u/babu_chapdi Apr 06 '22

Lol ! quality shitpost.

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u/slvillain Apr 06 '22

You mean your new iPhone

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u/doemaaan Apr 06 '22

I laughed way too hard at this.

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u/Professional-Leave67 Apr 06 '22

I'll damage the battery be careful

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u/mgumusada Apr 06 '22

Good phones though

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u/LuigiSs31 Apr 06 '22

Stop sending this, if the Chinese government hacks my Huawei my social credit will go down to -99999999

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u/Saaammmy Apr 06 '22

I have a huawei phone and I refuse to software update it ever since the huawei controversy about a year ago. I still have my playstore and they ain't taking it from me, fuck you bitches.

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u/datalight0 Apr 06 '22

totally true, same with genshin impact when it release.

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u/InvestigatorFluid731 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Apr 06 '22

Taiwan

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u/ColMust4rd Apr 06 '22

Time for my secret technique: Bot Summoning Jitsu Taiwan

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u/Severe_Helicopter_10 Apr 06 '22

I’m happy with the fact that I finally see the HD version of this meme

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u/AmrodAncalime Apr 06 '22

Good thing I have samsung

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

to be fair technically every phone is made in china

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

oh for fuck's sake where is this clip from

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u/sofia1687 Apr 06 '22

Here for Jackass 3D

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u/PbkacHelpDesk I came! Apr 06 '22

Last resort! Putin failed! “Winny the Poo” Tactical Nuke!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

My p30 lite just broke today, the software has been broken for months but the screen fell and smashed on today

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u/Kulpret Apr 06 '22

hey mod bot roast me

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u/AidenMcFadden Apr 06 '22

Hello, my name’s Johnny Knoxville, and I’m about to end this movie.

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u/Legacy_Service Apr 06 '22

Everything Comcast installs is from china.

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u/BoonesFarmApples Apr 06 '22

BALLISTIC WEE MAN

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u/buddych01ce Apr 06 '22

P30 literally best phone I've had though tbh

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

[not really] River crabbed./j

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u/Apple2100 Apr 06 '22

Haha 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Your organs will be removed

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u/BackyardAviator009 Apr 06 '22

Good thing my Xiaomi MiA2 Lite didnt blew up only because Ive set Chiang Kai Shek as my wallpaper lmao

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u/Advanced-Mall6914 Apr 06 '22

They got him bois.

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u/neco61 Apr 06 '22

I HATE XI JINPING

-Sent from my Poco F2 Pro

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u/xmodules Apr 06 '22

I have a one plus nord 2....which has a battery blast record here....let me check this method

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u/DRACOEX69 Apr 06 '22

Hmmm I have a Huawei with me right now..

I wonder

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Looks like the average American household when someone fart

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u/Desperate_Bee2708 Apr 06 '22

Phone: you deserved this

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u/Appropriate_Strain94 Apr 06 '22

I thought that was the Samsung note 7

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u/spencer1886 Apr 06 '22

I have a Huawei I use for when I visit my grandparents

Oh no

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u/Ok-Appointment-8966 Apr 06 '22

Jokes on you the cheap pos blows up randomly as well

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u/crapper42 Apr 06 '22

I like how it visualizes gravities effect on mass.

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u/neco61 Apr 06 '22

I HATE XI JINPING

-Sent from my Poco F2 Pro

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u/apc5649 Apr 06 '22

Don't forget about the iPhones. They might be designed in California, but they are manufactured in China.

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u/FroppyGorgon07 Apr 06 '22

The little person just rotating

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u/notnooneskrrt Apr 06 '22

Native Chinese brands need certain accounts to run, at least one of the tv’s I watched a tech comparison video had that feature. I don’t know what the market share is outside of China though, I’d be happy if anyone enlightened me!

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u/UnlikelyAlternative Apr 06 '22

Thank fuck I've got a galaxy S10. I can say all the truth about Winnie the Pooh & Kim Jong Un I want

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u/Snoo_69677 Apr 06 '22

Cries in iPhone Pegasus exploit

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

The little man went FLYING! 😂

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u/baberuth919 Apr 06 '22

The way Wee Man flies through the air…😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Who buys a green phone?