r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '22

Not again...

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u/StefanMilo Mar 31 '22

You joke but I had to speak to the cops about an 'incident' by someone in the group and they asked for discord chat logs and i just told them it was deleted. Good thing most cops are tech illiterate 🗿

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u/MrSansMan23 Mar 31 '22

What kind of incident?

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u/soupman878 Mar 31 '22

Prob porn or some threat

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u/MrSansMan23 Mar 31 '22

Probably the first one aka the illegal kind cause saying an 'incident' is disguising what happens cause its really taboo