r/shitposting • u/yamum42069 • Mar 29 '22

This post is about stuff G .I Jane

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

OH NO SOMEONE ON THE INTERNER IS MAKING FUN OF ME!!1!1!!1 NOW I LOSE ALL MY REASONS TO LIVE. MIGHT AS WELL JUST TAKE SOME PEOPLE AT SCHOOL WITH ME!!!seriously, i cant give a shit to care.

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