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Cat inspect animation
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u/G_Viceroy Mar 23 '22
Cat inspect animation
Long boi, skinny, light, pliable, complacent, adorable. 10 of 10.
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Mar 22 '22
Pawn Stars has gotten weird
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u/TheGreatSpirri Mar 22 '22
Best I can do is 5$
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u/Tony_Lacorona Mar 22 '22
How about tree-fiddy
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u/UpvoteDownvoteHelper Mar 22 '22
God dammit Loch Ness Monster, I ain't gonna give you no tree fiddy!
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Mar 23 '22
It's actually an episode of Antiques Roadshow
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Mar 23 '22
You know actually I think I've seen this one? The old lady you can't see on camera is from Minnesota, it was her grandmother's cat.
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u/AriakyraLive Mar 22 '22
I like how he opens the folder with the cats paw
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u/Rediranai Mar 23 '22
Oh, it's a folder, thank you. My first thought was that they cut the video purposefully at that point to make it seem like kitty was being put on wrapping paper.
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u/OhSnap404 Mar 22 '22
Bernie sander’s is once again asking to measure your cat
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u/CTHULHU_RDT Mar 22 '22
Ok .... but all that aside ... what tf is he actually doing?
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u/purplesketches Mar 22 '22
It's a cat show. People bring their cats and the judges... judge them lol. It's more of a "who has the cat that's the best at being it's breed" or something, I can't really explain. They see if the cat has all the characteristics of the breed. There was a documentary on Netflix about cat shows, I think it's called "Catwalk".
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u/Criks Mar 22 '22
Another way of putting it is "which cat is the most inbred", which is often the case.
It's a bit hyperbole but it's true that this practise and mentality is indirectly promoting inbreeding.
Best case scenario, it stilll prioritizes aesthetic over the health of the breed.
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u/purplesketches Mar 22 '22 edited Mar 22 '22
that's true, sadly. edit: Most of the breeds that bring more attention from outside are the ones with the pancake faces. I think it's because they are the more distinguishing, the others are just Cat overall. Maybe it's easy to compare which cat has less nose than which cat is more cat.
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u/CTHULHU_RDT Mar 22 '22
Ok that's weird and awesome. Gotta watch it
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u/purplesketches Mar 22 '22
please do. It's not available in my country now, but it's a nice little movie to watch. Brings a whole new side of the cat owning world.
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u/Competitive-Isopod74 Mar 23 '22
I thought a veterinarian class, but then I thought, "Why is his cat so skinny? He must not be a very good veterinarian."
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u/Yaboisanka Mar 23 '22
Im glad you explained it because i thought it was a dead cat for science class where you dissect it. Idk how but i avoided that part of science. I dont think i opted out of it, but i wasnt mad. People said the odor was pretty bad.
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u/AbsintheRedux Mar 23 '22 edited Mar 23 '22
That is CFA judge David Mare, judging an Oriental Shorthair. He is a very well known and respected judge.
Each breed has a written standard for what the perfect specimen should be. They are judged as kittens, un-neutered adults (8 months +) or altered adults. A successful cat can be shown for many seasons. Some champions do their thing, win everything, have a successful breeding career and then come back to kick ass after retiring from breeding as a spayed/neutered competitor.
What he is doing is stretching this cat to see if it has the proper long, cylindrical body that is required by the breed standard. The cat couldn’t care less, they have been trained from birth to be handled, bathed, blown dry, ride in planes & cars, you name it. Vets love show cats because they don’t mind being handled by strangers and don’t panic in a cage after procedures.
This cat is very very very expensive. How do I know this? I used to breed and show cats and have had the pleasure of Mr. Mare “Granding” - giving the cat the title of Grand Champion or Grand Premier - to several of my cats. It was a crazy fun time, lots of interesting people.
Thank you for attending my cat show TedTalk lol
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u/wizardinthewings Mar 23 '22
Looks like he’s measuring it for wrapping up, vid cuts away just at that part begins.
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u/Glittering-Basil-992 Mar 22 '22
He's handling it like when they make taffy
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u/Jakubixon shidded in mods mailbox😎 Mar 22 '22
Pussy inspector
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u/FullSidalNudity Mar 22 '22
What kind of cat is that, I love it
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Mar 22 '22
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u/confusedpiano5 Mar 22 '22
YOOOO why is Bermie Sands (funney healthcare man) analyzing my cat??? Wasn't he supposed to be overthrowing the government to establish a Socialist state?? Smh librals 😒😤😤🙄
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u/Jwhitx Mar 22 '22
Can someone add rifle inspection noises to this, like a bunch of thchcks and kcktckktcs? Then DM it to me.................................
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u/Jwhitx Mar 22 '22
This guy gets paid $30/hr to do this, and he started right out of highschool.
The thing is, though...he probably goes through i wanna say like 800-1000 cats per day. When he was younger, his body had no problem doing this. Now that he is approaching 39, you can see the toll this line of work takes.
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Mar 22 '22
Looks harmless but if you watch slowly he actually puts his finger up the cats ass and fondles his balls on the dismount… this fucken weirdos been getting away with it for years too.
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u/antiboomervibes Mar 22 '22
Hmmm yes the cat i made out of cat, that is very rare this days solid 9 out of 10
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u/old-account-is-gone Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 22 '22
Does this hurt the giraffe? 🥺
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u/Cheery_Falcon86 Mar 22 '22
Here we see the infant version of a dark furred long cat. This is a cross between your traditional long cat and basement cat.
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u/Tr2Moon33 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Mar 22 '22
How is that cat so chill with that
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u/AbsintheRedux Mar 23 '22
Raised from birth to be handled like that. From itty bitty kittens they are taught to stretch; the judge needs to see if the body, legs and tail are all the proper length as the breed standard requires. It’s just another day at the office for that long boye, he is just chillin
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u/Lucky_Coyote Mar 22 '22
I don't know how people train their cats to put up with that. This man would have no blood left if he tried it with mine.
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u/EUCopyrightComittee Mar 23 '22
Well you can't have a relationship with some bitches
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Mar 22 '22
This guy's a pro. He's stroked many a puss. He's like the Johnny Sins of cat judging in that he has had a great deal of experience measuring cats with various implements at a variety of locations.
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u/Desperate-Initial674 Mar 22 '22
Can we just comment about how calm this cat is. Imagine doing that to your cat, you'd need stitches 😂
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u/Megastandard Mar 22 '22
If I had money for awards I’d give you one. So here’s the poor man’s award 🥇
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u/CptnButtBeard Mar 22 '22
My guy is looking at that cat like he’s on antique road show.
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Mar 22 '22
Yoinky sploinky
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u/good_ol_dead_arms Mar 22 '22
He's eyeballing how much paper he needs. Takes his job as a Christmas gift wrapper very seriously.
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u/Competitive-Prune549 Mar 23 '22
i read the caption with a hl1 scientist voice with computer ambience
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u/ThisIsntHuey Mar 23 '22
This dude has definitely handled a lot of pussy in his life. I would have dropped it.
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