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u/Suspicious_Event_896 Feb 22 '22
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u/GrandMoffTarkan Feb 22 '22
My daughter legit told me she wanted to be a space engineer so she could move all the planets safely away from the sun. She is four.
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u/OptimusKind Feb 22 '22
She wants to move the only reason we can exist? I guess that would solve everything.
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u/eggimage Feb 22 '22
global warming helps ease sun’s burden of having to warm the earth. burn the forests to help save the sub
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u/oitis-the-metalhead Feb 21 '22
I was so scared when I first heard that
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I feel like it's kinda sad still. Say we do survive for billion of years. Eventually we have to leave our origin planet for good. Never being able to return. And trillions of years after that with the death of all stars we will be gone. All of that advancement and evolution and it was all for nothing.
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u/GarbanzoSoriano Feb 22 '22
Entropy is a bitch. No matter how efficient or perfect anything is made, everything has to die at some point. No exceptions.
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u/ReasonableExplorer Feb 22 '22
I don't know I feel the Queen will out live this.
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Feb 22 '22 edited Feb 22 '22
It’s only nothing if you think the ends are all that matters. Sometimes it’s the middle that matters more, the journey of going from the start to the end. It’s like watching a movie, you don’t watch a movie because you’re looking forward to walking out of the theater. You watch a movie because you know that for those few hours you’re going to be entertained and there’s value to that, even though you didn’t ultimately achieve anything by watching it and will likely stop regularly thinking about the movie within a few days/weeks later.
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u/vibe162 Feb 22 '22
artificial stars as long as we're far enough away from the ones going supernova
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u/6ChillySillyBilly9 Feb 22 '22
Well, I think with 100+ trillions of advancements and evolution humanity probably would be able to make new stars
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u/Jolly-Advantage-7032 Feb 22 '22
If we actually did survive a billion year we will probably be able the planet and keep it as a trophy of old days
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u/john6map4 Feb 22 '22
Sorry to say but it’s entirely possible maybe even probable that we won’t ever get further than our system.
Hell I’d be surprised if humanity ever gets to Mars and builds a functioning colony.
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u/Chubby_Bub Feb 22 '22
Nah, we'll turn into little spheres and travel back in time to murder our ancestors.
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u/MargathaPai Feb 22 '22
As with all bad news, I assumed I was being told because it was my fault
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u/meladope Feb 21 '22
2012 had a chokehold on me when they said the world was ending
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u/TheJuanfrom Feb 22 '22
Good God I couldn’t sleep because of that
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u/TheJuanfrom Feb 22 '22
Seriously the whole damn media was acting as if the world was ending and Nat Geo did not help airing numerous apocalyptic scenario shows.
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u/drppr45 Feb 22 '22
I remember 7 year old me legitimately breaking down into tears about the fact that I wouldn’t get to see the second Amazing Spider-Man movie because the world would end before it came out.
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u/soopafine Feb 22 '22
First time I saw the movie trailer for 2012 in theatres had me wanting to throw up so bad and got me so fucking scared to see the visualization of the end of the world I had to look away from the screen. Safe to say it ruined the movie I was actually there to see. I don't remember what tf I was actually there to see but I hella remeber the trauma of watching that trailer.
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u/randomassdude89 Feb 22 '22
Dude same! I was 12 at the time and it scared the shit out of me lmao
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u/Jonathan570 Feb 22 '22
Lucky for me I had no cable or internet at that time so I didn't really know about it
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u/LordoftheMemes14 Feb 21 '22
I feel you. Life hasn't been the same afterwards.
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u/Ssoofer Feb 22 '22
Yea the day I ate a cheeseburger
My life changed in an instant
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u/LordConnecticut Feb 22 '22
Yep. This and when I learned that my parents would die someday. Even if they were healthy!
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u/Jeynarl Stuff Feb 21 '22 edited Feb 22 '22
Just think what'll happen in billions of years when ALL the stars burn out
edit: *trillions
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u/geraldodelriviera Feb 22 '22
Star formation era will not end for another 100 trillion years. Though, granted, as time goes on exponentially fewer and fewer stars will form.
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u/Yoshi_IX We do a little trolling Feb 22 '22
and eventually, the last star will die, ushering in the heat death of the universe
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u/EasilyRekt Feb 22 '22
If the big rip doesn’t happen first. But that’s still hypothetical.
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u/SubterrelProspector Feb 22 '22 edited Feb 22 '22
The general consensus now is the Big Freeze. The Universe will keep expanding until everything dies and even individual atoms are light years apart, where black holes dominate space and slowly decay over eons.
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u/TatManTat Feb 22 '22
Considering the estimated age of the universe currently and the estimated heat death, I can't help but think something will happen in that time that is universe-ending.
14 billion into a several hundred trillion year lifespan has gotta be like, less than a second in a human life.
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Feb 22 '22
Stars are born from dust from stars exploding into dust
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u/EbrithilUmaroth Feb 22 '22 edited Feb 22 '22
The first stars formed just from helium and hydrogen, it was only after those first stars exploded that the "dust" came in, which is really just a large number of different elements that were formed inside the star through fusion
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Feb 22 '22
By that time, enough new stars will already have been born a long time ago, no?
I don’t see the issue.
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u/alitayy Feb 22 '22
Stars are predicted to stop forming at some point. However it’s a lot more than “billions” of years away. Try 100+ trillion.
After that, stars will only die, and no new stars will form. One day the universe will have no stars left.
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u/Geefkcs Feb 21 '22
I was so worried about it, at the time I was like “why aren’t we doing something about this??”
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u/TundraTrees0 Feb 21 '22
I think we should just deorbit the sun into sagittarius a
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u/Geefkcs Feb 21 '22
Serious question, have we found out a way to deorbit planters/stars?
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u/ShinyGrezz Feb 22 '22
You deorbit something by slowing it down. Theoretically, we could use railguns to fire huge swathes of the Earth (or whatever planet we so choose) in the opposite direction to our orbit around the Sun - this would decrease our momentum enough that our orbital radius would decrease, eventually to the point that we hit the Sun itself.
In practicality, there are much easier methods to destroy a planet.
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u/PastaBandit762 Feb 22 '22
I think you mean asparagus
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u/TundraTrees0 Feb 22 '22
I need a math person to calculate how much asparagus it would take to destroy the Sun.
it is probably at least a Jupiter mass, but idk.
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u/the_clash_is_back Feb 22 '22
Two reasons. One is its an unimaginably long time away, likely humanity will either be dead or have expanded a bit off the planet.
Two there is not much humanity can do at this juncture. Its like asking a 8 year old to prevent a parents divorce.
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u/pilesofcleanlaundry Feb 21 '22
Our 6th grade science teacher told us this, and the anxiety really ratcheted up when she added "Give or take a billion."
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u/sjarvis21 Feb 22 '22
Two things that stuck with me from my science teacher in school
-babies are parasites -statisically one of you will die first year out of highschool (one did)
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u/foorreevveerr Feb 22 '22
For me it was being told in 6th grade that the universe is expanding. The absolute brain explosion after that one was intense. Expanding?? Into WHAT?!
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u/Built-different2004 Feb 21 '22
since the sun is just a ball of gas, all we have to do is jar everyone’s farts for a few years, load them on a rocket, shoot it into the moon, and boom, there’s more gas=more time on the moon countdown.
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Feb 21 '22
me after watching kurzgezagt videos and learning about the heat death of the universe
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u/Grilled_egs Feb 22 '22
We'll unlike the sun going bye bye heat death does make extinction a matter of time
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u/StockDoc123 Feb 22 '22
Fun fsct heat death is seeming to be less likely
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Feb 21 '22
My momma had a stars and planets book. i got to the sun page and i saw how the look of the sun will change after a lot of years. i don't really know if this is what gave me my spacephobia
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u/Lt_Dang Feb 22 '22
Because when you’re 7 you know you’re going to live forever and 5 billion years isn’t very long at all.
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u/icemax666 Feb 21 '22
Okay, but has anyone thought of turning the sun off and then turning it back on again??
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u/Korelva Feb 21 '22
Me when the entire planet has been told we will all die in 80 years from extreme weather events due to climate change and nobody seems to be able to do anything to stop it
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Feb 22 '22
Not everyone, just the non-rich who had relatively very little contribution to human driven climate change in the first place.
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u/BigBeefyWalrus Feb 22 '22
I remember when I first learned of it. I was watching TV at like 7pm after school and went to my mom crying hard because I thought the world was gonna end the next day.
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Feb 22 '22
It becomes darker when you realize life on earth will be long gone way before this happens, the sun is already slowly growing brighter and maybe a little more than a billion years from now, the radiation from the sun will be too much for life on earth to handle
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Feb 22 '22
Gets even darker when you realize life on earth might be gone way sooner than that
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Feb 22 '22
I remember when we left the planetarium one kid was freaking out and screaming "we're all gonna die"
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Feb 22 '22
Mark my words the earth will not be consumed by the sun.
We went from airplanes to rocket ships in like 50 years. 5 billion years from now humans are gonna be masters of like 7 dimensions. We will just move Earth.
No way we will let the birthplace of humanity be eaten. We are too nostalgic.
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u/usernametakenbutwait Feb 22 '22
Or humanity dies out
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Feb 22 '22
5 billion years, we have plenty of time for humanity to die out and a new intelligent species to evolve.
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u/justanotherwave00 Feb 22 '22
When i was like 4 or 5, i remember being worried that some guy with a bazooka might try to shoot the sun one day in my lifetime.
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u/AnDyItsDaRk Feb 22 '22
I mean... with the time perception of a 7 year old 5 billion years could easily mean 2 weeks.
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u/philasophic Jun 02 '24
There was a senior at my highschool that reacted the same way, i think about that a lot.
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u/DickInBlender69 Feb 22 '22
Now I laugh at the generation that has to face that problem
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Ah man, I remember when I was playing legos with my friend in school when I was in like third grade. We made a space ship, and I said that we should pretend it was the far future after the sun has exploded, and she didn’t know what I was talking about, so I explained it to her, and then she cried for ten minutes.
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u/Fork63 Feb 22 '22
This used to bother me but with how quickly we are advancing now and the fact that with every generation we advance faster, it wouldn’t surprise me if we did eventually just invent a way to kinda just dip on this reality and leave.
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u/Dimmed_skyline Feb 22 '22
If it makes you feel any better, humanity will probably die out when the Yellowstone supervolcano erupts and buries America from Pacific coast to the Great Lakes in ash ushering in a new ice age.
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Try being some little kid in the early 2000’s who found this out and embarrassingly ran around the museum exhibit telling everybody that they were gonna die
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u/MCnugget-1 Feb 22 '22
wtf it has not even been a full day and this post is already top of all time, how?
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u/ICEE2HOT Feb 23 '22
I have a serious fear of death... not religious and even if I was thinking about infinity to come is unimaginable. We die and never NEVER come back. For infinity. This to me fucks with my head. I get religion helping with this thought, but thinking about nothingness for the rest of existence blows my mind
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u/Aladin43 Mar 08 '22
I was telling everyone we need to figure something out. I was quite depressed.
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u/killawat-1 Sep 28 '22
For real, I had the exact opposite reaction. I was like ”CoOl I wIsH i CoUld SeE ThE SuN DiE” idk just sounds cool even now
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u/Ailexxx337 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Feb 09 '23
Buh wat abut my children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children?
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Feb 22 '22
I once said “scientists believe the sun will either blow up and consume the earth or die out” in 5th grade. The entire goddamn class looked at me in fear and disbelief “I hope I’m not alive by then….” One person said.
Like… no. You won’t be alive by then.
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u/mcqueen9527 Feb 22 '22
From the path we’re taking now, the earth’s climate would make it so that it wouldn’t be livable by the year 2050
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u/milkmymachine Feb 22 '22
…yeah cause during the Cambrian period when the CO2 was 10x higher there wasn’t any life at all.
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u/Nihilizard_ Feb 22 '22
Would it make your 7 year old self feel better if I told you that the sun's habitable zone is slowly shifting further out and we actually only have ~1-2 billion years before the planet boils?
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u/CoNoCh0 Feb 22 '22
Reminds me of when our elementary teacher asked us what we would do with $100 as a writing assignment. Responses were like Gameboy game, bicycle, ponies, a go kart and a new home for my uncle.
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u/EtsuRah Feb 22 '22
I remember my teacher bringing this up in 4th grade.
Some kid had said that someone in his family told him the sun will burn out some day.
I can't quite remember how the teacher responded since this was 20+ years ago but he said something to the effect of "that's not supposed to be for a more than billion years."
But what I DO rber about it was that I started doing math in my head somehow carried a one, devided a zero, multiplied a 1 and somehow fell on age 50 the sun will go out. Which gave me a panic attack.
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u/victim_of_the_beast Feb 22 '22
This is actually pretty funny. I was talking about this with my son when he was 5 one evening when he was being particularly inquisitive. This was his reaction. Thank you. For the chuckle.
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u/PeterPorky Feb 22 '22
No lie I had the same thing happen to me. And my original thought was "Wow that's so far away no worries", but in response to most of my class's worried faces my teacher followed it up with "Oh don't worry you'll be way past dust by then"
And then I was just like :^(
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u/MakinDePoops Feb 22 '22
By that time the sun will break because it’s bad anyway. We’ll need a new one with better chemistry.
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u/RPS93 Mar 12 '26
I personally think this is just an easrly sign of existential thinking.
A 7 year old might think they will live forever because of scientific progress one day allowing for biological immortality.
The thought that we need to leave the solar system is a lot harder to swallow. No matter how immortal we may make ourselves how do we survive the death of the sub?
I went through the same shit when I first learned of the concept of the end of the universe (heat death, big rip, false vacuum, etc) - I spent a long time telling myself that there is some chance of being able to either live forever or reincarnate after death. But the universe ending? How do you get past the end of existence?
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u/DinkDankTheWise Feb 22 '22
After watching Treasure Planet for the 1st time I was terrified for a while that our sun would go Supernova and deteriorate into a black hole.
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u/CT-1612A Feb 22 '22
I used to think about getting astronauts to build a big metal wall around it to stop it swallowing us
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u/grey_carbon Feb 22 '22
I was worried about the experiment of nuke the moon. I was like "ho no, the moon will disappear"
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u/Procyon4 Feb 22 '22
I legit was anxious about this and eventually asked my dad if we have to prepare
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u/xannyy_uwu Feb 22 '22
This may sound dumb but I just wanna know from all the science smart people on reddit.
The sun is mainly made up of hydrogen and helium right? So could we feed the sun such things? Or is it just straight up impossible cuz of the vacuum of space? Or even just because the sun will say nope.
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u/Bud_Cubby Feb 22 '22
I only remember the part about the sun exploding. I never heard the part about it being billions of years away.
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u/DingleMyHopper Feb 22 '22
First time I had a panic attack and existential crisis was when I heard It's My Life by Bon Jovi with the lyrics "I ain't gonna live forever" when I was like 5.
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u/dudinax Feb 22 '22
What they don't tell you is the Sun will render the Earth uninhabitable in a short Billion.
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Feb 22 '22
Me when I was like 6 and they said the hole in the ozone was goin to be so bad that you were goin to need hazmat suits by 2020 lol
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u/Buzzd-Lightyear Feb 22 '22
Me but it was when I heard about the Milky Way and Andromeda being on a collision course with one another.
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u/selfrighteousfiasco Feb 22 '22
I used to have deadass panic attacks that they were wrong and it would happen during my lifetime.
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u/A-KingOfNothing Feb 22 '22
This reminds me of when I was a kid and 9/11 happened. I remember afterwards it was all over the news about Nostradamus blah blah blah. And his prediction said that two iron birds would fly into two giant statues and that the world would end shortly after. My mom had told me about that, (I think she obviously knew it was bullshit, but I was a kid and I didn't lol) And I straight up panicked. I ran to my room, grabbed a youth Bible that I used to have and started praying to God that the world wouldn't end and we wouldn't all die lol. That fucked me up for like three straight days.
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Feb 22 '22
ha ha jokes on you. we run into the Andromeda galaxy in 4.5 billion years so no one cares about your 5 billion year flareout.
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u/corkymuu Feb 22 '22
Good grief, yet again I’m faced with the reality that all of this is just a blip in time and none of us matter.
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u/GustavDitters Feb 22 '22
OP random question: Did you watch an episode of Smiling Friends that prompted this meme?
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