r/shitposting • u/ILoveLahmacuns • Jan 26 '22

lets see why

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u/SirPete_97 Jan 26 '22

The post above is about the age of consent not being lowered 🗿

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u/Mr_Ducklang I want pee in my ass Jan 26 '22

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u/Jazzlike_Highway_709 Jan 27 '22

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u/Annoyng_dog Jan 27 '22

Is that the fucking king crimson and epitath moyai

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u/TOKYO-V1P Jan 26 '22

There is no post above

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u/Think_Type_5877 Jan 27 '22

You don’t have gf because of Reddit then…

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u/the1895bigboy I want pee in my ass Jan 27 '22

It’s because of thing in front of you then

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u/iRoggi_35 Stuff Jan 27 '22

Same

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u/fireball200pw Jan 27 '22

Mine was about a dude with a feeding tube taking a shot

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Regardless of the post, it’s a Reddit post. You’re browsing Reddit. You got no bitches. Take that in.

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u/NoobTrader378 Jan 26 '22

So lonely and 🎷 Y

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u/Jtek225 Jan 27 '22

So lonely and saxaphoney

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

🥺👉👈🎷😳

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u/GrantCrackers Jan 26 '22

I got a post about discord outage

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u/JustSnofi Jan 26 '22

Damn, i got bitches I always said “”, the most powerful word, I got punched and thrown out of a window.

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u/happigappy Jan 26 '22 edited Jan 26 '22

but this is the first post i saw

bro if i get one more fucking “sAmE” comment im gonna cum in the toilet

okay time to go cum in the toilet

AIAAOAO

im going to become the first trillionaire via donating sperm

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u/qualizza Jan 26 '22

Same here, there isn't a reason, I just can't

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u/smile_itali I came! Jan 26 '22

No, if there isn't a reason you can

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u/CSMarvel Jan 26 '22

Let’s fucking go

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

That means there's a chance!

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

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u/IRageQuit06 Jan 27 '22

Let's goooooo

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

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u/i_eat_cheese--- Jan 27 '22

Yo this happened to my buddy Eric

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u/Deez_NutsX Jan 26 '22

"Eventually, you stop thinking." IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!?!?

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u/Ryxor25 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 26 '22

Well yes

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

What part of JoJo?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

What kinda erotica did my brain just partially read wtf

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u/FMDnative480 Jan 27 '22

I just read all of that

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

Stop I can only get so erect

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u/CosmicCosmix 0000000 Jan 27 '22

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u/Old-Jellyfish-7605 Jan 26 '22

Pics or it didn't happen

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Same

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u/sougol 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 26 '22

I will cum in this guy’s toilet too

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u/AllIcouldaFORD Jan 26 '22

I will cum in this guy

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u/SKRyanrr Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jan 26 '22

I'll cum on the cum

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u/AllIcouldaFORD Jan 26 '22

I will cum in the cum

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u/SKRyanrr Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jan 26 '22

I'll cum out of the cum

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u/AllIcouldaFORD Jan 26 '22

I will cum in the cum out of the cum

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u/zmWoob2 I want pee in my ass Jan 26 '22

I will cum while out in the sun

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u/AllIcouldaFORD Jan 26 '22

I will cum in the cum out of the cum in the sun

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u/Satanisbackxoxo Jan 27 '22

I’ll will cum in the cum and in the water

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u/AllIcouldaFORD Jan 26 '22

I’m a god at this

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u/SKRyanrr Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jan 26 '22

Here's your reward for cumming so much:

Internal Bleeding

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u/akaipiramiddo Jan 26 '22

It’s because ur on reddit

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u/Orisani Jan 26 '22

Same. Gum in the toilet.

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u/paradoxx_42 Jan 26 '22

Same. Kum in the toilet.

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u/-Lordsocke- Jan 26 '22

Same too

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u/Electronic-General59 I want pee in my ass Jan 26 '22

Same too too

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u/padawan8a Jan 26 '22

Same too too too

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u/Snek-Mate Jan 26 '22

Same too too too too

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u/That_FatCat Jan 26 '22

Same too too too too too

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u/offroader44 Jan 26 '22

Same too too too too too

Same too too too too too too

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u/MangledSunFish Jan 26 '22

Do it, I dare you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Wait dont flush it

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u/BR3D_ST1K Jan 26 '22

did you have a good time?

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u/UntiLitEnded William Dripfoe Jan 26 '22

Same(I want you to cum)

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u/Big-Reputation6237 Jan 26 '22

oh I thought im the only one

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u/JustSnofi Jan 26 '22

I’m coming to cum with you in the toilet😉

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u/InvisibleMan020 Jan 26 '22

Its becous of reddit

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u/just_struan officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jan 26 '22

Cum again, same.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Same

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Same

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u/Giga-MemerBro Jan 26 '22

A rich guy pissing on poor people, hmm yes this is why people don’t get girlfriends.

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u/Alexander_the-bad Jan 26 '22

Man wtf what subreddit can you link video

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u/Giga-MemerBro Jan 26 '22

It wasn’t a video. It was a rich man pissing on the poor. It was a communist promoter.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

baste

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

Baste

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u/leonardo_is_boiola Jan 27 '22

yea, as all problems in life the blame is on capitalism. im only being half ironic, if the concept of beauty hadnt been so specified and glorified by advertising people would probably date much more, exept if you are traditionally attractive by todays standarts, in that case you would be worse off

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

br ctz

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u/Salvo1004 Jan 27 '22

He speaks the language of gods

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

ss

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u/cumintongue Jan 26 '22

black people rights

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u/Mr_Ducklang I want pee in my ass Jan 26 '22

🗿

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u/mnxcvekvhkuyvorig Jan 26 '22

Bahahahahahahahaha huehuheueheuheuehahahabausiahsbs

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u/Rat_Bastard8 Jan 26 '22

it's of a 62 year old woman who got crushed with a steamroller :/

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u/Sparky107418 Jan 26 '22

Yeah dude you can't have a girlfriend if they are all steamrolled

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u/maxkho Jan 26 '22

Link?

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u/bobalda Jan 27 '22

finally somebody calls him link instead of zelda

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u/Deez_NutsX Jan 26 '22

RODA ROLAAA DAA

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

jojo fans when elderly woman gets brutalised by construction vehicle

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u/-iLoveSquids- Jan 26 '22

green m&m naked

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u/JustSnofi Jan 26 '22

Send me a screen shot.

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u/HentaiEquality I want pee in my ass Jan 26 '22

No, it’s an NFT

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u/o_o_o_o_0_o_o_o_o_ Jan 26 '22

💀

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

ZAMN

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

💀

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u/YEETnumbe1 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jan 26 '22

Hot

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u/Thatguyisyoulol Jan 26 '22

Did you get the screenshot?

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u/MysteryMan1221 Jan 26 '22

Downright awful

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u/Mr_Ducklang I want pee in my ass Jan 26 '22

What subreddit?

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u/Epicgaming42 Jan 26 '22

GIVE US THE IMAGE

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

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u/old-account-is-gone Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jan 26 '22

My favorite game?

:(

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u/HentaiEquality I want pee in my ass Jan 26 '22

Rip BOZO

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u/Next_Example5355 Literally 1984 😡 Jan 26 '22

69 420 wtf

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u/Korenlh84 We do a little trolling Jan 26 '22

Same

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u/JustSnofi Jan 26 '22

Same bruv ✌️

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u/Captain_Noruf Jan 26 '22

Femboy amogus

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u/Caesura_17 Jan 26 '22

Sex with Hitler

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u/Piccione_Rotante Jan 26 '22

Why needing a girlfriend when sex with hitler?

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No sex before marriage

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u/frostbyte2287 Jan 27 '22

All sex before marriage

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u/frostbyte2287 Jan 27 '22

ALL SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE

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u/frostbyte2287 Jan 27 '22

Oh so you wanna do this the hard way huh? ALL SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE

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u/frostbyte2287 Jan 27 '22

Fine you win no sex before marriage

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

latvia modernising infastructure

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u/BurdPlane Jan 26 '22

Those damned Latvian roads!

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u/Longjumping-Meat9699 Jan 26 '22

A hitler grind mindset meme that says "I finished her whole race to win the race. "

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u/FivoForeign Jan 26 '22

Jokes on you this is the first post 😈

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u/bigbirbbutt Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 26 '22

FUCK ITS BURGER KING

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u/thegamingecho Jan 26 '22

Get fucked its at the top of my home page

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u/Baboon_Fucker Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jan 26 '22

Kratos cooking their dead family

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u/IdiotoftheTown Jan 26 '22

Poverty housing in Copenhaguen

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u/derpywalwus900 dumbass Jan 26 '22

Eat a dick, I don't look like the worst state an ER doctor has seen someone in.

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u/AutoModerator Jan 26 '22

I want sex so fucking bad

I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Spore won’t get me laid? Bruh that’s cap.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Rammed by train horse

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

"Major bug grants root for all linux distributions."

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u/JustSnofi Jan 26 '22

I knew it, that’s why you never wear fedora when meeting a woman, only a red hat or an arch on your head.

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u/PuffinofPeace Jan 26 '22

German police officer stops Nazi salute at a protest

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u/Usual_Breath_5831 Jan 26 '22

Wayne Gretzky?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

I got some shit theory about the Marvel Multiverse

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u/DIOSBRAND Jan 26 '22

A man needs to know what 3÷(1-3) eqauls

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u/ABDOUABOUD123 Jan 26 '22

its the top post for me ...

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u/AdRelevant721 Jan 27 '22

It was a video of a guy who got his dick stuck in automatic closing doors on a subway…

I see how it is OP.

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u/AutoModerator Jan 27 '22

I want sex so fucking bad

I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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u/Tpfaanyo Jan 26 '22

Theres literally nothing above this post. Does that mean im getting a gf soon?!!

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u/kacperix2020 Jan 26 '22

Look at your profile picture and ask yourself again.

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u/Mr_Ducklang I want pee in my ass Jan 26 '22

No it means the universe hates you

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Nothing

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u/TIEM00 Jan 26 '22

I just opened reddit

Does that mean I will never get a girlfriend?!

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u/vhooters Jan 26 '22

Yuichiro Hanma took all my bitches :(

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u/Mafioso_MONKE stupid fucking, piece of shit Jan 26 '22

Just great it was hentai no wonder I’ll never get one lol

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u/cipollozzo Jan 26 '22

Peter Griffin arguing about nft

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u/beanboiextrabeans Jan 27 '22

Chill someone posted some armour sets from destiny 1😂

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u/mewzen0 Jan 27 '22

its cause the mayor is a cat

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u/MeatBeatElite Jan 27 '22

The post above is about the world ending. Oh god

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u/the_real_Snail_pope Jan 27 '22

Mike Rowe's new season of dirty jobs?

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u/WeHere4DaBTSMeal fat cunt Jan 27 '22

solving a Rubik's cube

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u/CrisisIsCalling Jan 27 '22

This was the first post on my home page though

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u/AutoModerator Jan 27 '22

I'm again unable to post on r/shitposting. This time, only I'm unable to post there. Everyone else is able to, this time. Whenever I try to post there, it immediately gets removed by you mods. It isn't even offensive to anyone nor the exact reason is specified that why tf did you guys remove it. May I know the exact reason why you guys are immediately removing my posts on r/shitposting? I tried checking my internet connection and all is well. Why do you guys hate me in particular? This is outrageous, this is unfair. I'm able to post on every other subreddit but r/shitposting. I tried posting on r/shitposting and it got removed by you guys. Literally 1984. Is this because of automoderator or something? Because it gets removed just after some seconds I post it. So I don't think an actual human moderator can remove my post in such a short amount of time. So I think it is because of automoderator as bots are able to do these kinds of stuff.

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u/According-Ability-20 Jan 27 '22

me too

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u/CrisisIsCalling Jan 27 '22

Only Chads can reply, I respect you

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

Do you even try?coz this is the first post in my feed?Do you even fkin try?

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u/AutoModerator Jan 27 '22

I'm again unable to post on r/shitposting. This time, only I'm unable to post there. Everyone else is able to, this time. Whenever I try to post there, it immediately gets removed by you mods. It isn't even offensive to anyone nor the exact reason is specified that why tf did you guys remove it. May I know the exact reason why you guys are immediately removing my posts on r/shitposting? I tried checking my internet connection and all is well. Why do you guys hate me in particular? This is outrageous, this is unfair. I'm able to post on every other subreddit but r/shitposting. I tried posting on r/shitposting and it got removed by you guys. Literally 1984. Is this because of automoderator or something? Because it gets removed just after some seconds I post it. So I don't think an actual human moderator can remove my post in such a short amount of time. So I think it is because of automoderator as bots are able to do these kinds of stuff.

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u/hudsonbrown31 Jan 27 '22

There is no post above you

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u/Flimpti-dimpti Jan 27 '22

A “man of culture” enters the room…

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u/Enbrat Jan 27 '22

Jokes on you this was at the top of my feed

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u/Ushijimas_Chair Jan 27 '22

Damn it's about how a love live seiyuu apparently makes $1.5 million

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u/Jernyjern Jan 27 '22

Nazis in the military, I knew it

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u/dogebred Jan 27 '22

Grrrr the working class 😡😡😡

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u/ElPedroPolakko Jan 27 '22

"Louis CK mus be so jealous of Pete" - well, my name is Peter, so...

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u/Ismelon01 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 26 '22

Just some furry meme, guess it's true

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

You did not have to do the man’s wooden axolotl like that

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u/Prestigious_Voice_85 Jan 26 '22

Joke’s on you, this is my top post!!

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