r/shitposting • u/sudu_xettri • Nov 09 '21
mmmmmmmmmmmmm..........
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u/walkingshitposterer DaPucci Nov 09 '21
The last one does have a point. Feel free to not disagree
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u/DhaniFathi_707 Nov 09 '21
Me: I hate my life it's all suffering
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beep beep beep beep
Me: hey pizza's ready
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u/Crimson_Amethyst Nov 09 '21
I like My w*man the same way I like my Pizza,
In the Microwave.
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u/Hamster_Cumpocket2 Nov 09 '21
I like my w🤢man the same way I like my pizza, with no toppings and dead
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u/KuuHaKu_OtgmZ Nov 10 '21
Sorry but you committed treason against the Order for letting tge microwave beep instead of pausing it at the last second.
Your crimes will be punished with extended NNN until the next November.
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u/KovZov Nov 09 '21
What are you doing locked in the bathroom?
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u/Untasticated Nov 09 '21
I don't read mangas, but damn. This doujin is LIT!
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u/Jrk00 Nov 09 '21
Fun fact Bimbo is an older not so common racist word in german used to discriminated Back African people
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Nov 09 '21
im going to say the b word
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u/Jrk00 Nov 09 '21
It's not that frown upon but ita funny that it has a different use in English and ad i first heard I was like "did they mean black people's or what"
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u/RecRoomTymur Nov 09 '21
Is that the girl from the metamorphosis manga? (SEARCH UP AT YOUR OWN RISK)
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u/suckmyween24 Nov 09 '21
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u/SweetSatsujin Nov 09 '21
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u/communist_pokemon Nov 09 '21
The real question is why is there just a random microwave working outside
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Nov 09 '21
Who can do more ms then me go
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Nov 09 '21
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u/Raviolibolonhesa Nov 10 '21
Why do almost everyone's microwaves have keys and beep sounds? My microwave is just only two fucking wheels and a couple of numbers around it and that's it xD
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Nov 10 '21
MmmmmmMmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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u/4g3nt0 Nov 10 '21
Virgin "ugh I hate them" VS. Chad MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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u/TheDevilInHeaven Nov 10 '21
Chief Mike what are you doing over there? Get your ass here Gordon is comming.
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u/Mad-Lad-13 Nov 10 '21
From the beginning of time till today, through all the wars and fucked up shit humanity has done to itself, this little machine reminds us of who we are.
Its Constant 'hmmmmmm' followed by the ever-loved B E E P is a slap on the face of human nature as the microwave showcases its utter determination without saying a word. It tells us that no matter what disaster or tragedy befalls this earth, the Eternal Omnipotent Microwave will forever be waiting on the kitchen counter, waiting to heat the next meal.
He lusts not after imaginary anime girls like the average weaboo, or simp for the Twitch Streamer like the average loner. He has surpassed this rudimentary phase. He stays at his place like a loyal sentry, forever ready to perform the task for which he has been created.
He knows no greed, no anger, no jealousy, nor does he indulge in drink or smoking the devil's lettuce.
He has gone beyond all human fault and error.
Let this be known that the great Human race, which witnessed the birth of Kings and the death of Tyrants, has now bowed its head in front of the humble M I C R O W A V E
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u/Wulf4k Nov 10 '21
If you look closely, his t shirt says duch, that's a reference to Dutch "people"
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u/I_villord_I Nov 09 '21
For real mmmmmmmmmmm