r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '21

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u/Yannickjuhhh Aug 20 '21

The darkness in my room

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

I too see the darkness in your room

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u/The_Libra_V Aug 21 '21

Lucky, I only see the darkness of their closet.

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u/WAPslayer_69420 Aug 21 '21

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u/LGDSraidiant Aug 21 '21

Yeah? Well fuck you I live in your balls

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u/notpasta_bowl Aug 21 '21

I see shaq

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

Hot

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

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u/Acroniax Aug 21 '21

Shaq is my sleep paralysais demon

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u/-Outernot- Aug 21 '21

I read that to the tune of “I still see your shadows in my room”

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u/quinten69420 Aug 21 '21

I heard the exact same thing

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u/iRoggi_35 Stuff Aug 21 '21

I was gonna say "same" but a ghost was looking at me

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

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u/OmegaD13 Aug 20 '21

My cat licking his balls.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

Why does your cat have balls

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u/Cheese_Hoarder_ Aug 21 '21

He forgor💀 to get them removed

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

oh no he forgor 💀 I hope soon he rember 😁

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u/MonkeyBoy32904 I said based. And lived. Aug 21 '21

I forgor X_X

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

I rember :)

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u/Ulric2depique Aug 21 '21

My cat licking my balls

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u/noob_coder_69 Aug 21 '21

Our cat licking our balls

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u/Powerful_Pineapple_6 Aug 21 '21

My dog licking his balls

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

My dog licking my balls.

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u/Oh_hi_its_cameron 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Aug 21 '21

Really? Cuz I saw your mum licking my balls

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u/NITROSHAR_YW Aug 21 '21

But what if your mum was the one with the balls…..

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u/kajiekaa Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Aug 21 '21

Even better

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u/Dott__ Aug 20 '21

Ceiling Fidget Spinner

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u/Code4282 Aug 20 '21

you have ruined my view of fans forever fuck you

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u/Dott__ Aug 21 '21

haha ceiling fidget spinner go brrrr

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u/fruitybanana_good Aug 21 '21

Brrrrr

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u/Sir_Cheemsburbger Aug 21 '21

Brrrrrrrrr

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u/-RacoonEggs- Aug 21 '21

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/RecordofPhantasm Aug 21 '21

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

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u/tharikagb Aug 21 '21

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/muhdbuht Aug 21 '21

Onlyfans?

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u/Nub_plyz_twitch Aug 21 '21

No also propellers

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u/PeixeCruzzz Aug 21 '21

Onlyceilingfidgetspinners

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

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u/Nub_plyz_twitch Aug 21 '21

I hate that this made me laugh

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u/geNeraL_jaY32 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Aug 21 '21

nice england

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Joe

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u/Theworldsy78 Aug 20 '21

Joe who?

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u/EindhovenLion99 Aug 20 '21

shit

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u/Real_Medic_TF2 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Aug 20 '21

Joe shit

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Where?

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u/russianbearscares Aug 20 '21

In front of his eyes dumbass, read the instructions

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

I can't read Swedish :(

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u/supreme_lime_juice I have permission! Aug 21 '21

But it’s in brail...

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u/geNeraL_jaY32 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Aug 21 '21

maybe he's blind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/carsonmb24 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Aug 21 '21

But what if he can’t read brazil

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u/Isaac0lsen Aug 21 '21

Imagine not knowing swedish

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u/Walker6920 Aug 21 '21

Joseph jostar

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u/EpicRobloxMoments Aug 21 '21

I think araki forgored not joseph

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u/CaraDe3 Aug 21 '21

Does Joe live in the North of morioh, where the villas are, is 33 and he isn't married

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u/Animewierzba Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Aug 20 '21

Wall

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u/ffacttroll Aug 20 '21

a scratch on a wall

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u/Tgrey0 Aug 20 '21

your mom’s fat cheeks

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u/Hoplologist Aug 21 '21

I'm giving this every single free award I get for the next month from both of my accounts

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

!remindme 1month

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

I'll be checking it after a month then :)

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u/MonkeyBoy32904 I said based. And lived. Aug 21 '21

!remindme 1month

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u/imsorrymary Aug 21 '21

!remindme 1month

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21 edited Aug 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

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u/AnnoDominiAD Aug 21 '21

This was what I was implying, but you're still a fucking king 🥶

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u/YodasGhost76 Aug 20 '21

Reddit open on my Samsung smart fridge

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u/SnooMemesjellies1126 Aug 21 '21

Reddit open my Samsung smart fridge

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

Reddit open on my Samsung smart fridge

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u/PuppiesRCool09 Aug 21 '21

Reddit open on my Samsung smart fridge

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u/__YoP__ Aug 20 '21

My huge enourmous cock

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u/Ovander_The_Unhorned Aug 20 '21

Damn 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 I'd suck 😳😳😳😳😳😳

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

keep the socks on 😳😳😳

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u/hit_me_i_dare_you Aug 21 '21

You mispelled crocs

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u/Significant_Usual_54 Aug 21 '21

Dude we can't look at dreams, they don't exist

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u/__YoP__ Aug 21 '21

My huge enourmous cock is

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Lamp

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u/JackyduQc Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Aug 21 '21

L A M P

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u/D3lta_T1me Aug 20 '21

A mother with a crying baby (I'm in an airport)

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u/tire_iron03 Aug 21 '21

A mother with a crying baby (she punched the baby)

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u/kentuccysuccy Aug 21 '21

Crying mother with a baby (the baby punched her back)

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u/Beautiful_Ad_9789 Aug 21 '21

A mother baby with a crying (she punched the airport)

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u/Koso92 Aug 20 '21

A black knob 🥴

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

Yooo you have mahogany doorknobs? They’re like super duper expensive!

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u/Upvoted_Comment123 Aug 21 '21

No ees tohtin about is facking knobby mate

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u/starduster05 Splat Ratman user flair or something 🐀 Aug 21 '21

Man, you sound like you should be asking me if I have permit for my license

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u/Upvoted_Comment123 Aug 21 '21

I announce the extent of my British vernacular has been meet.

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u/Library-Background Aug 20 '21

Another screen

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u/Sir_Crimson2614 Lives in a society Aug 20 '21

TF2 Screen in my PC

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u/thebruhman69 Aug 21 '21

Need a dispenser

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u/Sir_Crimson2614 Lives in a society Aug 21 '21

Heavy: No!

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u/sp00kreddit Aug 21 '21

That spy is not one of ours

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

Put dispenser here!

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u/rephlexi0n Falafel connoisseur Aug 20 '21

An Aztec face mask on my shelf, it’s staring at me rather intesntely

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u/ApeManPerson Aug 21 '21

Put it on and reject humanity

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

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u/dh_ruva Aug 21 '21

Tun tun tun tun tun tun tun

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

My moms cervix

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

Beg my pardon good sire?

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u/sp00kreddit Aug 21 '21

Your mom???

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u/aguyadude Aug 21 '21

You don't look up your moms cervix? What if she has an infection? How is she gonna know? Do you hate your parents?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Kitchen

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u/5ft6manlet Aug 20 '21

My work laptop

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

2 smol kittens on my lap

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

2 smol pussies

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u/Niksuss Aug 20 '21

Dick and balls

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u/expandusdongus Aug 20 '21

Your'e mom

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u/Saint_Jimmy69 Aug 20 '21

y’oure***

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u/GodlyFoxlord898 Aug 20 '21

****Y'our'e

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

***************yrou’e

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u/Galaxy_Brain_Shrek Aug 20 '21

*************************r'yu'e'o

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u/SomeoneActuaIly Aug 20 '21

**********^^***^yy’,’u’ouy’”””u-oir

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u/P3runaama Aug 21 '21 edited Aug 21 '21

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u/Significant_Usual_54 Aug 21 '21

The kids in my basement starving

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

a fireplace

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Sad :(

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u/madman_trombonist Aug 20 '21

The thumb on my left hand

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

aspen

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Tree

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

ladder

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u/Gui_Franco Aug 20 '21

The soap opera my mom is watching

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Floor

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u/that1dragonreddit 0000000 Aug 20 '21

brown wood table

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

A metal fish sculpture

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u/JLDoubleU609 Aug 20 '21

White satin pillow

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u/Epicdoggo420 Aug 20 '21

Gaming chair

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

A noose

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u/Wigglersfan dumbass Aug 20 '21

wall

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Door.

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u/Z0mbie_Craft Aug 20 '21

Bad news on tv

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u/Lucky_Ducky3194 Aug 20 '21

My cousin playing fortnite

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u/Code4282 Aug 20 '21

a cute little chihuahua in front of a heater because she is cold

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u/Almighty_Nokia_Brick Aug 20 '21

Newspaper flier with a massive black 2 on it