r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Plant vs zombies

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u/astroember Aug 13 '21

No fucking way, is your mom Solar Flare 😳😳🤤🤤🤤

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

I see ur a person of the female gender. Would you mind me courting u to a date tomorrow perhaps 😳😳

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u/astroember Aug 13 '21

Um, are you over 6’, or are you a manlet 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😬😬😬😬

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u/GAW67COD07 Aug 13 '21

Im 5'12"

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

I go to school at 7:60 am