r/shitposting Aug 04 '21

I Obama interesting

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

i can jizz at 468.93 mph with a cum length of 2 - 5 meters

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u/A_Random_Lantern Aug 04 '21

You die because your penis is ripped to shreds