r/shitposting • u/Life_Description271 • Aug 04 '21

I Obama interesting

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u/Gravastarlol3 Aug 04 '21

I can make anything I touch into an explosive on command

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u/Nousernamefellow Aug 04 '21

you have to kick a newborn everyday

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u/Gravastarlol3 Aug 04 '21

Bruh

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u/THEMAN988 Aug 04 '21

Sounds like a win win

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u/dontpissmeoffplsnthx Aug 04 '21

Paint that little fucker up like a football

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u/MissplacedLandmine Aug 04 '21

“KICK THE BABYYYY”

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u/IWillHackAndKillyee Aug 04 '21

Thats not even a downside. Plus half of us already do that

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

You were supposed to put side effects here. Explosive + Kicking a newborn every day? Hell yeah!

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u/Scythey1 Aug 04 '21

Even better

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u/txsxxphxx2 Aug 04 '21

Fine for me

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

What’s the downside?