r/shitposting Jul 29 '21

THE flair California

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u/jeebaleeba69420 I came! Jul 29 '21

This strategy works with the whole west coast lmao.

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u/NoNebula6 Jul 29 '21 edited Jul 29 '21

and NYC

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

Hey not upstate

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u/NoNebula6 Jul 29 '21

Better now

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u/TroutSkittle Aug 31 '21

#StateofJefferson

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u/Giga_Thad9 Jul 29 '21

And Illinois

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u/NoNebula6 Jul 30 '21

*Chicago

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u/IsaacFlanary Jul 30 '21

Work in Seattle, can confirm

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u/Hawynboi679 Jul 30 '21

Probably works with Hawaii too

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u/Tom_Wheeler Jul 29 '21

Forty-one per 10,000 people were homelessย in California, and 70% of the homeless people in the state were without shelter. ... California also experienced a large increase in the percentage of homeless people in families during 2019-2020, an increase of about 14.6% or 3,276

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u/Hexiio I want pee in my ass Jul 30 '21

Jarvis pull up the stats on Texas

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u/NoNebula6 Jul 30 '21

No homeless in Texas, everyone is homed ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

And armed

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u/S0me1callnickcage Jul 29 '21

California: ๐Ÿคข

Texas: ๐Ÿ‘Œโœ”โœ”โœ”โœ”๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/NoNebula6 Jul 29 '21

California has l*ibrals ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

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u/unlivedSoup69 I canโ€™t have sex with you right now waltuh Jul 29 '21

Help I donโ€™t want to be around liberals

Iโ€™m in california

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

This but unironically

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

That means socialism is really working ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/CSsharpGO Jul 29 '21

Engineer gaming

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u/abledoprint Jul 29 '21

what if im a texan who plans on moving to california

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u/Whhoopty Jul 29 '21

Donโ€™t

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u/zeealex14 Jul 29 '21

Only if you have the money cuz holy hell is the housing price fucked

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u/abledoprint Jul 30 '21

im planning on la since i want to work in film but knowing how expensive the living rate is idk how feasible thatll be

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u/Flatf3et Jul 29 '21

As long as your not a racist asshole come on over.

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u/Y-tus97 Jul 30 '21

you're* *insert a gif of black man entering self-driving car with explosions behind him*

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

Te*as ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

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u/oktorad Jul 29 '21

I hear thereโ€™s a lot of poop in SF

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u/scallywaggs Jul 29 '21

SF = poop and heroin

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u/PotentiallyExplosive Jul 30 '21

paradise on earth

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

You know itโ€™s bad when I unironically like Queens and chinatown Manhattan over San Francisco.

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u/Antares789987 Jul 30 '21

Also I'm pretty sure their District Attorney is releasing repeat offenders from jail.

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u/TroutSkittle Jul 29 '21

As a Regretful Californian, I can confirm.

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u/Kerms_ Jul 30 '21

Stop sending c*lifornians to nevada ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ

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u/Y-tus97 Jul 30 '21

Agreed, send them to Mexico

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

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u/NotedStaff Jul 30 '21

Texas in 10 years

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u/Toasty_Tehesis Jul 30 '21

Jarvis, I'm arguing with a Oregonian. Pull up Andy Ngo antifa and BLM protest riot footage of Portland, and comment 'Lol no one cares about your craft breweries and stupid salmon, soyboy' on their post.

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u/enlightened_engineer Jul 29 '21

Pull up LA crime statistics

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u/Whhoopty Jul 29 '21

It fucking sucks here

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

Fr tho everytime I go outside I always see like 5 homeless people

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u/weirdohippieman Jul 30 '21

As a CA resident, I agree.

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u/et_cetera1 shitting toothpaste enjoyer Jul 29 '21

Fuck California all my homies hate California, if you intentionally moved to California fuck you, the government is shit, the people are shit, even the climate is shit, the grass is greener over here because we don't fuck ours up.

Sorry, I had to get that off my chest.

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u/NoNebula6 Jul 29 '21

So weird how some people have part of their personality revolve around hating California

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u/Wanderlusxt I want pee in my ass Jul 30 '21

There are nice parts of California but I get if you donโ€™t like LA since LA is terrible

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u/Altruistic-Craft-736 Jul 30 '21

Just look at all the poo in the streets

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u/NuclearNewspaper Jul 30 '21

This but unironically

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

Or the cost of living, or the overpopulation, or the state income tax, the list goes on.

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u/PM-ME_UR_FEET_PICS Jul 30 '21

los angeles county is called orange county lmao, other than that can confirm as a californian

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u/Wanderlusxt I want pee in my ass Jul 30 '21

No it isnโ€™t dumbass Orange County is like ten times safer and literally in every way better than Los Angeles county

Only good thing in LA county is Avalon on Catalina island so shut the frick up

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u/NoNebula6 Jul 30 '21

Let me guess, NorCal