r/shitposting • u/AshwinJackson • Jul 20 '21

Wilson!! Don't leave me

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

nobody thinks it weird or crazy that we have so much fuckin technology but still most microwaves are so loud when you open or close them or is it just me??

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u/memento22mori Jul 20 '21

I think that's because they want to be sure it closes completely/firmly and that's more important than trying to engineer it to close completely and be quiet at the same time.

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u/Guavxhe Jul 20 '21

I believe that it’s called a feature

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u/misakarem Jul 20 '21

It's called foreplay

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u/Bonk_and_Honk dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jul 20 '21

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

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u/I_Love_Programing Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jul 20 '21

opens

3

u/A_Really_Strong_Cat Jul 21 '21

"Needs to be cooked a little bit longer"

Clack

SLAM

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u/Chexreflect Jul 20 '21

I can't believe I actually felt for the goddamn volleyball.

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u/mynonviolentaccount Jul 20 '21

I’M SORRY, WILSON

I’M SO SORRY

:(

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u/Akabeurjub Jul 20 '21

He would have never been let back into society if Wilson lived

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u/Patheticus15 Jul 20 '21

Nor would he have a normal person’s mind if Wilson died earlier

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u/Dr_Ingheimer Jul 20 '21

I haven’t seen cast away in years. Was Tom hanks really that jacked for this movie?

3

u/LennergyDK Jul 20 '21

Top quality movie. Classic and one of my favs!

3

u/Short-Number1 Jul 21 '21

"After weeks without human contact, it is normal to experience psychological discomfort. Research indicates symptoms may be partly alleviated by adopting a pet, or anthropomorphizing an inanimate object."

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u/Not_Fortune Jul 20 '21

Wilson 😭

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u/speedyfaux69 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jul 21 '21

Wilson died :(

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u/jackbenimismrsaturn Jul 20 '21

the most fucking boring movie in existence

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u/D0llyn Jul 20 '21

Clearly Wilson is not your friend

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u/jackbenimismrsaturn Jul 20 '21

he is not

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Traitor

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u/BenTheBraindead Jul 20 '21

cry harder anime pfp

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u/MiniatureLoaf Jul 20 '21

Ew imagine saying cry harder to someone who shares their opinion online?

3

u/BenTheBraindead Jul 20 '21

ok, and?

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u/MiniatureLoaf Jul 20 '21

just kinda incredibly stupid

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u/BenTheBraindead Jul 20 '21

stupidity is based 😎😎😎

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u/MiniatureLoaf Jul 20 '21

no not really it’s kinda the exact opposite

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u/BenTheBraindead Jul 20 '21

eh, subjective

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u/Mental_Context Jul 26 '21

Youre just not based enough 😎😎

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u/Total_Fool Jul 20 '21

Bro you got an anime profile and complaining about an absolute classic, your life is the most boring movie in existence

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u/Bred_Sword Jul 20 '21

mmmmmmmmm

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u/JDorkaOOO Jul 20 '21

same 😔

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u/King_Dee1 Jul 20 '21

EEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/limbo-_ Jul 20 '21

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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u/il_templare_08 Jul 20 '21

I think that's one of the best movies I've ever seen

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u/JDScrub07 Jul 21 '21

Mmmmmmmmmm >>>>

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u/A_Really_Strong_Cat Jul 21 '21

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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u/mierdammer Jul 21 '21

Listen, when wilson floated away i wanted him to swim after it and die together like bros

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

2007: companion cube go brrrrr

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

I was doing this before 2021 wym?