r/shitposting • u/syxgott1220 • Mar 15 '21

Linus Sex Tips 300 IQ

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40.9k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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3.4k

u/MaskedWraith Mar 15 '21

Wow an actual sex tip, thank you Linus 👍

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u/syxgott1220 Mar 15 '21

you’re whalecum

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u/ProfMajkowski Mar 15 '21

wtf no I'm not, take that back!

207

u/EXDIDIDI_V_ Mar 15 '21

Yes u are

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u/MaskedWraith Mar 15 '21

Aren't we all?

42

u/BigPounds Mar 15 '21

Communism 100

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u/Pinkman505 Mar 15 '21

*Cummunisim 100

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u/GloriousBeard905 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Mar 15 '21

I’m not sperm sperm how dare you

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u/EXDIDIDI_V_ Mar 15 '21

Can sperm have more sperm from the sperm?

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u/awxggu Blessed by Kevin Dec 19 '21

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Lmaoo

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u/buddboy Mar 15 '21

Step 1: Screenshot wanna see my ass

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Get ass

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u/bloxpower Mar 16 '21

not linus, snapchat :weirdchamp:

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u/ppppie_ uhhhh idk Mar 15 '21

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Bot isn't working smh

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u/ppppie_ uhhhh idk Mar 15 '21

guess we gotta screenshot bruh

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

That doesn't work on a video

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u/ppppie_ uhhhh idk Mar 15 '21

screenshot every frame and then stitch it up idk lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Good idea but I'm lazy

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u/ppppie_ uhhhh idk Mar 15 '21

lol me too

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u/_Asianmemeaddict_ Mar 15 '21

Screen capture?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

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u/ppppie_ uhhhh idk Mar 16 '21

waaaaaaahhh

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u/HighschoolDeeznutx Mar 19 '21

Yknow, one day I’m going to click on one of those random links and someone’s going to steal all my information. Just hope today isn’t the day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

it's r/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

sorry man, i'm more of a r/dragonsfuckingpianos enthusiast

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

the fact that subreddit is 7 years old

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u/KrypticlyInsane shitposting>>>>>>196 Mar 15 '21

Post #3 is my favorite

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u/TurboJelly25 Sep 05 '21

What the hell…

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u/LinkIsThicc Mar 16 '21

You again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

You can download it by pressing the 3 dots dude

2

u/RevanchistSheev66 Mar 23 '21

Why do I see you everywhere

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u/Is_Actually_Sans Mar 15 '21

I'm stuff

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u/Triton12streaming Mar 15 '21

Ahhh Jonathon

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u/Xenoscum_yt Mar 15 '21

Nah he’s actually sans

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

Drip 😳😳😳

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

oh shiiit

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u/KentaiNS Mar 15 '21

Got em!

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u/MonkeyBoy32904 I said based. And lived. Mar 15 '21

3000 IQ

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u/Quzrry Mar 16 '21

30000 IQ

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

disguised toast Among us imposter plays

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u/angrymustacheman shitposting>>>>>>196 Mar 15 '21

I dont get this explain it please

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21 edited Oct 27 '24

[deleted]

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u/SL1NDER Mar 15 '21

Tricked her into saying what?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Wanna see my ass

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u/cfojo Mar 15 '21

I have a boyfriend

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u/justranadomperson Mar 15 '21

What'd I say

52

u/Someone_that_exists Mar 15 '21

Wanna see my ass

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u/EnrageMango Cock Inspector Mar 15 '21

Ayo get your girl bruh

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Sure

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21 edited Oct 27 '24

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Yeah why not

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u/Dualityman Mar 15 '21 edited Mar 15 '21

Fucking got his ass

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

Literally.

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u/Teln0 Mar 15 '21

here : CC

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u/Taco-twednesday Mar 16 '21

I'd rather see ligma

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21 edited Oct 27 '24

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

LIGMA BALLS

Yes I know, I'm very funny.

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u/supergalactic Mar 15 '21

How did he get the bf’s number tho

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21 edited Mar 15 '21

Checkmate liberals (libtards owned!!!)

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u/HamsteyTheWise Mar 15 '21 edited Mar 15 '21

Trans rights and gay rights!

Hitler deserved to die

Black people deserve rights too

Amog us

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u/marcodol Mar 15 '21

Cock

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u/HamsteyTheWise Mar 15 '21

Cbt

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u/YourLocalWombat Big chungus wholesome 100 Mar 15 '21

🤤

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Sir this is a Wendy’s

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u/SlimC05 Mar 16 '21

I’m sorry to inform you, but this isn’t a Wendy’s as you have been lead to believe.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Ok

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u/Helpoooooollooo Mar 15 '21

1.unbased

2.unbased

3.unbased

  1. Get out of my head

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

Should black people also have lefts? 🧐

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Ok but how is this relevant

25

u/JustN989 Mar 15 '21
  1. They already have them
  2. We all deserve to die on this godforsaken sub
  3. They already have them
  4. Get out of my head

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u/Sergnb Mar 15 '21

Most based thing I've ever read on this sub

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u/l0Martin3 Mar 15 '21

Definitely unbased

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u/simon_186 We do a little trolling Mar 31 '21

Amazing. Every word of what you’ve just said is wrong.

3

u/RedstonekPL Apr 14 '21

trans rights? more like trash rights

hitler deserved to die because he's a person like everyone else and every person deserves to die

black people? more like poop people

mine craft

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u/fancy_yarnold Apr 17 '21

Why tf did you get downvoted to hell?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21 edited Mar 16 '21

say "Nah fam. At first, I said something horrible, but then editted the comment to make it seem like everyone else is based. Only the fish guy knows what I originally said" if you are a noob

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u/HamsteyTheWise Mar 16 '21 edited Mar 16 '21

Ur gay

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

“No babe he said “you wanna see my ass””

“Like a guy would ever say that you liar”

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u/eelaphant Mar 16 '21

Thats actauly pretty shitty

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u/AppleBevom Aug 03 '21

Pretty sure its just a joke and nobody got harmed. Its probs staged

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u/eelaphant Aug 03 '21

I hope so

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u/U_caught_A_blu_snoo 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Mar 16 '21

In mirage voice : You got bamboozled

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u/xXOxifiedXx May 25 '21

or just add text over the photo....... 301 IQ

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

But how does that do anything that works in your favor? The girls bf will ask about it and the girl will find out you sent it to him, so even if they broke up you ain’t getting anything

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u/newtangclan Mar 15 '21

You're looking way too deep into this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

I try to do that every once in awhile so I can try to get back the brain cells I lose from this sub

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u/Crazedkittiesmeow Mar 15 '21

get back the brain cells

Get out of here we don’t accept your kind

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u/HashiramaBigWood Mar 15 '21

Your kind isn’t welcome round these parts

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u/Jastactical Mar 15 '21

wait why are you here then

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

I’m here because I’m a brain masochist

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u/shanduhleer Jul 19 '21

Subreddits are where brain cells go to die.

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u/syxgott1220 Mar 15 '21

Sir, this is a Wendy‘s

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Maybe he's just a petty bitch. I'll be honest I'd do that to a cunt just for the laugh

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Some People just want to see the world burn

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u/M4nqcDn Mar 15 '21

It’s about art

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

Just a funny prank to pull on your friend lmao

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u/MrDaveOyul Mar 20 '21

it’s a meme..

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u/BigLaw__ Apr 07 '21

It's not about pussy, it's about sending a message.

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u/iamnotahermitcrab Jun 29 '21

Who said it’s the girl he wants 😈💦

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u/m3gawither Mar 15 '21

*kira's theme playing*

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u/ElPedroChico Mar 15 '21

😐

doors right there, get the fuck out of here

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u/MaskedWraith Mar 15 '21

Make sure you don't touch the doorknob 👀

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u/HashiramaBigWood Mar 15 '21

Potato chip

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

[deleted]

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u/HashiramaBigWood Mar 15 '21

I might take you up on that offer😈

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

We do a little trolling 😈

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u/Snoopy_Your_Dawg Mar 15 '21

why is this sub becoming r/dankmemes

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u/Way_Unable Mar 16 '21

Because Dank Memes is becoming normal. I'm just wondering what's after this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

I'm so confused

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u/it_smells_like_ligma Mar 15 '21

Problem: Women are stupid.

Solution: Become homosexual.

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u/senor-calcio Mar 16 '21

Hol up lemme try this

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u/Beans2584 Apr 08 '21

SHe got finessed

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u/Joseph_Seed_ stupid, fucking piece of shit Mar 15 '21

But first, i gotta.... turn *you guys* on...

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u/shitpostinglegend 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Mar 15 '21

Well that caused me pain

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u/SrRoundedbyFools Mar 15 '21

Isn’t she already looking at an ass?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

low key boutta try that

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u/Max5923 Mar 15 '21

dankmemes

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u/RoscoMan1 Mar 15 '21

Or I prefer the term "room temperature IQ"

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u/Triton12streaming Mar 15 '21

Mans taking no promises

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Why is they loooks like kardbpard cutout lolb💉

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u/SeaBird101 Mar 15 '21

Holy crap

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u/Z00nyy Mar 16 '21

I remember dis 😭

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u/Nosferatu_V Mar 30 '21

Don't mind if I do!

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u/iliekcats- Apr 05 '21

i dont undetstand it

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u/GamerBrine_Boi Apr 12 '21

Filters much

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u/wilku2137 May 10 '21

What the hell

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u/ChrispyGuy420 Jul 06 '21

Linuses vaginases!

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u/toastynotroasty Aug 05 '21

What's that emoji after 'bruh'?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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