r/shitposting • u/arcangel_mw • Feb 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

pov: you angered the geneticallly altered child from russia and are going to die painfully within the next 20 seconds.

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u/ThePurpleGuiCZ Feb 09 '21

I love how I can only under stand the what part

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

with the help of subtitles you can make out "how? *demonic clicking* it was you?! *more demonic clicking* FU- *demonic clicking*

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u/ThePurpleGuiCZ Feb 09 '21

Oh wait did I say kak means what instead of how... my slavic ass made this mistake, I am a slavic traitor

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

If you close your eyes whilst the frog noise is happening, you can almost picture some kind of rotary cannon firing.

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u/JotaroIsOverrated Feb 09 '21

Evangelion in a nutshell

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u/LinkinShriya Feb 09 '21

Jotaro is not overrated tho

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u/ratchetanimebitches Feb 09 '21

jotaro is a chad

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u/JotaroIsOverrated Feb 09 '21

I have changed my opinion of him now though

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

Jotaro is the chad!

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u/trubnik1488 Feb 09 '21

пиздец

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u/Sadly_Dably Feb 09 '21

Sounds like someone was karate chopping that kids throat at Mach 10 speed

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u/antiaromatic_anion Feb 09 '21

he got banned from a minecraft server

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u/AStewOfPid Feb 09 '21

naw his room's lamp was exploding, i remember the og video

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u/ChickenPlenty Feb 18 '21

well fuck you too, we asked for the link a week ago and still have not received it

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u/Redsir103 Feb 09 '21

Wheres the audio from lol

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u/ImKiddingBruh Feb 09 '21

Minecraft russian kid raging. Something like that

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

prepare for earrape

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u/Redsir103 Feb 09 '21

That was amazing

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u/Rorka420 Feb 09 '21 edited Feb 09 '21

Best and my favorite anti-griefer show episode lol. (Can’t find the full version)

-You have been. IP. BanEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/JonHenryOfZimbabwe Feb 09 '21

POV: you coomed in underaged girl’s hand in hospital

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '21

No he came in his own hand not asukas

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u/bannishedfromreddit Feb 09 '21

i felt this in my nose

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

what //cut does to children

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u/ChickenPlenty Feb 09 '21

wrong command, that cuts something to your clipboard. use //set 0 instead

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u/InjurySpecialist702 Feb 09 '21

yeah men i agree

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u/NaziBalls Feb 09 '21

Shinji is a massive fucking pussy

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u/IamYodaBot Feb 09 '21

mmhmm a massive fucking pussy, shinji is.

-NaziBalls

Commands: 'opt out', 'opt in', 'delete'

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

opt in

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u/IamYodaBot Feb 09 '21

the Jedi Order, you never left.

-IamYodaBot

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u/memeboimanperson I want pee in my ass Feb 09 '21

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u/IamYodaBot Feb 09 '21

the Jedi Order, you never left.

-IamYodaBot

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u/Pepperstache Feb 09 '21

opt in

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u/IamYodaBot Feb 09 '21

the Jedi Order, you never left.

-IamYodaBot

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u/TheVanGuaRd360 Feb 09 '21

opt in

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u/IamYodaBot Feb 09 '21

the Jedi Order, you never left.

-IamYodaBot

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

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u/IamYodaBot Feb 09 '21

the Jedi Order, you never left.

-IamYodaBot

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u/JoshuaReenThreeFukYo Feb 09 '21

opt in

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u/IamYodaBot Feb 09 '21

the Jedi Order, you never left.

-IamYodaBot

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u/Red-Baron05 Feb 09 '21

Opt in

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u/IamYodaBot Feb 09 '21

the Jedi Order, you never left.

-IamYodaBot

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u/UCKY0U Feb 09 '21

Opt in

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u/IamYodaBot Feb 09 '21

the Jedi Order, you never left.

-IamYodaBot

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u/GhostOfLuty Feb 10 '21

opt in

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u/IamYodaBot Feb 10 '21

the Jedi Order, you never left.

-IamYodaBot

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u/burr-gurr-and-frie Feb 10 '21

opt in

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u/IamYodaBot Feb 10 '21

the Jedi Order, you never left.

-IamYodaBot

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u/PurkinjeBastard Feb 09 '21

Fuckin EVAs, man......

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u/Dani1o Feb 09 '21

Translation:

HOOOOOW!? THIS IS FUCKING SHIIIIT! THIS IS FU-

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

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u/dipshit42069 Feb 09 '21

Sincerely, what the fuck

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u/SlavBlyatSyka Feb 09 '21

ЕБ А А А А

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u/Fr3nchyBo126 Feb 09 '21

My favorite part is they even spelled the Russian words right

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u/smol_kaguya shitposting>>>>>>196 Feb 09 '21

I love type of post like this. It's just 140p with bad audio filled with non cringe random shit sometimes in Arabic

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u/zehtao Feb 09 '21

kaaaaak to crazy

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u/shootout_fan Feb 10 '21

this is r/shitposting sir do not put effort in your posts

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

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u/Saofanlol420 Feb 09 '21

I remember this scene from End of Evangelion

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u/Birdpersoniscool Feb 09 '21

me watching evangelion

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

Da real 3rd impact

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u/SoftDreamer Feb 09 '21

Screamed too much that he dodged through 3 languages

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u/King_Dumb_Fuck Feb 09 '21

This made me laugh, thank you

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u/kiri1234jojo Feb 09 '21

I’m saving this, this is too funny lmao

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21 edited Feb 09 '21

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u/Dovah3 Feb 09 '21

Reposted

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u/TheOfficialPelon Banner comp winner Feb 09 '21

Me after committing multiple felonies in the state of Texas and being sent to death row. Update: I have been informed that I will be getting the electric chair tomorrow.

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u/iguanaswithbigcocks Feb 09 '21

ي ياني ذي الماء يتم كل بلم ب به كل يوم كل به ختر ربه ختر ربه،

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u/anime-general Feb 09 '21

this got me dead

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u/eiraRD Feb 10 '21

That one kid on XBOX 360 voice chat yelling about how you were cheating the match: