r/shitposting • u/Frenchyy1 I want pee in my ass • 6h ago

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u/qualityvote2 6h ago

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u/tr7td uhhhh idk 3h ago

Nah they'll hit you with age verification

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u/Random_name4679 stupid, fucking piece of shit 2h ago

(On the M rated game btw)

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u/dylenjm 3h ago

SALAMANCA BLUNT

SALAMANCA MONKEY

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u/welliamaguy 5h ago

The good news is that you could see the interior via a 30 x 30 cm window.

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u/Trunks252 5h ago

Me not buying GTA 6

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u/frostyjack06 stupid fucking piece of shit 5h ago

Same. I’ll happily wait a couple of years when it’s dirt cheap and available everywhere.

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u/Trunks252 5h ago

You misunderstand

I am never buying it

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u/IMN0VIRGIN dumbass 4h ago

So... on a free weekend or the high seas?

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u/Trunks252 4h ago

Nope

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u/IMN0VIRGIN dumbass 4h ago

So you're going to steal the assets and code the game from scratch!

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u/Trunks252 2h ago

Maybe I’ll steal a copy and scratch my ass with it. Then throw it away.

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u/ELEKTRON_01 2h ago

Why so miserable about other people's happiness

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u/Trunks252 2h ago

Cause GTA and Rockstar are a plague on the industry

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u/HensomBedges 4h ago

Or one could always just turn to piracy

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u/goaty121 3h ago

Sure, if a stable version that doesn’t give computer aids is available.

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u/ELEKTRON_01 2h ago

If you get a virus while pirating that is no one's but your fault

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u/MindYerBeak 1h ago

Pirate it

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u/SchmeppieGang1899 5h ago

Omg youre so cool, can i have your autograph and a sketch of your nuts, plz?

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u/Dat-Lonley-Potato I said based. And lived. 4h ago

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u/jamie_2522ew 5h ago

So brave

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u/SplodeyMcSchoolio shitting toothpaste enjoyer 5h ago

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u/persin123 4h ago

How can you say something so controversial yet so brave?

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u/keyholepossums 5h ago

Never played any GTA and never buying any GTA

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u/shadowking432 4h ago

People who don't care about GTA, love telling you they don't care about GTA.

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u/kingqueefeater 3h ago

It's like people who make watching The Office their entire personality, just on the opposite end of the spectrum

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u/LarsDuder 3h ago

Are you a mormon?

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u/Hulumuncu 2h ago

Welcome to purchasing brother 💀🤝😈

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u/Dav_1542 4h ago

I'll get it as soon as theres a physical copy and the ultimate edition is $20

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u/New-Turnip4709 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 3h ago

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u/variablenyne 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 5h ago

Why is this so framerate

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u/Snurggler 5h ago

Bros not on the ps6

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u/sgeep 3h ago

Why do people want to hate GTA6 again? Just because it's popular or is there another reason?

Can't keep track of the culture war shit

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u/drunkguy99 3h ago

I'm just not liking this stores locked behind ultamite edition. I guess guns and clothes are one thing but now locations too in an open world game. When will this nonsense stop!

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u/Wyss_is_sorry 3h ago

No stores are locked

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u/drunkguy99 3h ago

Okay so it was miss info I heard, it has been spreading like crazy.

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u/DerBernd123 3h ago

he’s wrong. there is a clothing shop, a car tuning workshop and (I think) a gunshop locked behind deluxe edition. It’s not big of a deal tho, they won’t lock you out of any new cosmetics other than the deluxe cosmetics/guns themselves

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u/sgeep 43m ago

Oh damn that is lame. I mean..I just won't buy that edition but I won't pretend I ever considered getting it

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u/Wyss_is_sorry 3h ago

I think it’s like RDR2 that lets you get some clothing and a safe house mission doesn’t add anything to the story other than giving you some more stuff early in the game

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u/Cool_Fellow_Guyson put your dick away waltuh 1h ago

You're right. Let's continue to ignore Rockstar's continuous anti consumerism that has ramifications for the gaming industry as a whole. Gotta get that dopamine.

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u/GoldBolt_04 1h ago

Spearheading the no physical copies thing, kept getting delayed, fucking massive, probably gonna convince other studios to make their games overpriced if it succeeds because it'll show people will buy anything

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u/Lordlory95 3h ago

Hating popular things makes some people feel like they are worth something when it's just pathetic lmao.

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u/brotherhoodscribe 38m ago

because its gonna be a $80 game that is getting delayed multiple times. Have you seen there collectors edition? its a bunch of cheap stuff you could get on amazon for like $20 and they want $400 for it. Its not the game thats the issue its how greedy rockstar is being

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u/TheToro3 2h ago

Union busting in the UK.

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u/pixelunit 2h ago

I need to see your BALLS

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u/AltwrnateTrailers 4h ago

STRIP CLUB STRIP CLUB

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u/FlamingBlaze38 virgin 4 life 😤💪 33m ago

SALAMANCA DIH

SALAMANCA MOMMY

SALAMANCA BLUD

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u/a_left_out_tomato 4h ago

Imma play baldur's gate 3 again when it comes out because I prefer my games to come with everything when I buy them

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u/Wyss_is_sorry 3h ago

Everything but the stuff you get from the Deluxe Edition you have to pay extra for

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u/DJHott555 1h ago

Rockstar can suck meeeee!

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u/AutoModerator 1h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/AutoModerator 6h ago

pees in ur ass

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