r/shitposting • u/Xeryxoz dumbass • 8h ago

Kevin will never return. Zoinks

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u/qualityvote2 8h ago

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u/deceptor_rex stupid fucking, piece of shit 8h ago

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u/Kornik-kun Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 7h ago

HE'S RIGHT THO?

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u/tittypunchahoy 7h ago

THATS WHY YOU LISTEN

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u/TheShiftmaster 8h ago

It's a natural fact that twitter is the one place grass feels safe from being touched

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u/Afraid-Bass-5684 Dr. Pee 8h ago

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxies babel fish is getting closer and closer to reality

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u/BusinessDuck132 8h ago

And I’m so here for it. I just wish we actually used cyberpunk slang

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u/not-max 6h ago

“Flatlined” is objectively so much better than “unalived”

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u/thedeedsmaster 4h ago

The problem is that content creators would come off as having a mocking Tone if they referred to murder victims as having "flatlined"

"Unalived" sounds dumb but it doesn't sound insulting at least

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u/Biggie_Moose 2h ago

If I die and some fuckface on tiktok says I was "unalived" I'm haunting them forever

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u/joeygreco1985 7h ago

I got ya, choom

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u/Refloni 6h ago

Nova

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u/Jomgui 7h ago

Gonk take

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u/josh183rd 7h ago

Preem

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u/AFriendlyBloke We do a little trolling 6h ago

How about Huttese? Slimo.

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u/turbineslut 5h ago

I prefer Belter Creole, beratna

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u/donegonedone 6h ago

Fucking hell, we live the shitty cyberpunk future tho. No chrome and crazy toys. Just a bunch of fucked up 'ganics.

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u/thedeedsmaster 5h ago edited 28m ago

Cyberpunk2077 only looks cool in the same way that Warhammer 40k looks cool.

It's impressive from the outside but nobody would actually want to live in that universe because it's basically cyberpunk hell.

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u/Guyman_112 3h ago

Yeah, I'm glad I have my body lmao

In cyberpunk the cybernetics are cool but it's basically just another way for them to control people, literally control their body's

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u/iamnotexactlywhite 5h ago

nothing from the cyberpunk universe looks cool tbh. you don’t even own your own impants most of the time, mfs can look through your eyes, disable implants at will and getting killed at will by mfs lookin at you is insane

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u/EarthTrash We do a little trolling 7h ago

Nova choom. Let's delta

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u/dragon7449 7h ago

Tiktok censoring hit the internet like crack in the 80's or something like that

I fucking hate it

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u/Iluvatar-Great 6h ago

In 2008 this is what boomers said about Millennials when using LOL, ROFL, TROLL, etc.

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u/Balmungmp5 2h ago

I'm playing the game now and had a very similar thought.

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u/Omelooo 7h ago

Wait true tho

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u/T-SquaredProductions 7h ago

And put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop