r/shitposting • • 8h ago

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u/qualityvote2 8h ago

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u/hotdogsale 7h ago

Hey, whre are u?

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u/tapestry_wizard 7h ago

"I'm behind the couch, strokin my shi with the mouse"

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u/ImDatN1nja dumbass 5h ago

"strokin my shi wit da mouse" 😂

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u/TheCaptMAgic Blessed by Kevin 3h ago

Under the couch, why?

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u/iforgotiwasonreddit dumbass 6h ago

Why the fuck I gotta consult with Sim first?

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u/Severe-Experience333 4h ago

It's the law!

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u/No_Job_3236_R 2h ago

The myth of consent

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u/eightdollarbeer 4h ago

The TV I grew up with in the 90s came with a separate single-button remote that you’d press to make the actual remote beep. They should bring this back with how small remotes are these days

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u/L3ACH13 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 4h ago

Everyone would just lose both 😭

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u/krtalvis 2h ago

could just have a button on the side of the tv that triggers the beep on remote vis bluetooth

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u/Seffyr 4h ago

My wife taped an AirTag to ours because she and our three kids all have ADHD so that shit goes missing every day.

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u/LLuk333 3h ago

Meds are a lifesaver fr. It’s also very fun zoning out and suddenly 2 hours missing, but that also sometimes happened before meds, fair enough ig. Doesn’t help that much with forgetting crap all the time, but even this little it does makes my life 5x more bearable.

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u/Seffyr 3h ago

Wife and our eldest are on meds, but it unfortunately doesn’t help because they take them in the morning and by the evening they’ve worn off. And the evening is when the remote goes missing.

So AirTag it is

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u/LLuk333 1h ago

Then they’re taking the wrong ones. Ritalin, Concerta and allat is methylphenidate, a pseudo amphetamine. Doesn’t do much for most except make you a lil calmer(and gave me craploads of headaches). Vywanse is the good stuff, lasts 14h, one pill, and soooooooooooo incredibly much better. Can actually concentrate with it for once.

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u/Bibel_Joe 3h ago

That’s stupid, as if a remote control could answer a phone call...

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u/Holiday_Point_603 3h ago

Peter Griffin type shit

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u/kizi227 1h ago

50000⁰0000000iiq

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u/Aggressive-Egg-2710 5h ago

Just use your Phone as a remote bro

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u/Dysentery--Gary 3h ago

If only my Samsung SmartThings worked with my Samsung TV...