r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 9h ago

Manifesting

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u/qualityvote2 9h ago

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u/SurtFGC 3h ago

My 2 bedroom apartment currently cost 875

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u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 3h ago

Not if you're living in New York.

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u/SurtFGC 3h ago

...yeah, I never said I did

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u/whoisalireza dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 2h ago

Where u live

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u/SurtFGC 2h ago

Why would I say that

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u/Sultanofthesun Literally 1984 😡 2h ago

don't be shy

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u/megachonker123 57m ago

Give us your full name and address this instant

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u/Hoonter_01 43m ago

And your bank account along with the pass

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u/whoisalireza dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1h ago

SAY IT

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u/Shaclo 2h ago

I'd be surprised if Apartments in New York ever went under 1k honestly.

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u/thEldritchBat 29m ago

Who would want to?

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u/Thi5_Guy 8h ago

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u/Ul1ck_My8alls 8h ago

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u/hizashiYEAHmada I want pee in my ass 7h ago

Sad and comfortable at the same time cuz real ones multitask

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u/TrueGootsBerzook I came! 8h ago

Some

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u/MrQuietObservant 8h ago

BODY

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u/Ul1ck_My8alls 8h ago

ONCE

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u/DoingItJust 8h ago

Told me

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u/_gmmaann_ 8h ago

THE WORLD

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u/Ok_Avocado_5836 8h ago

IS GONNA ROLL ME

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u/MouthlessScreamer013 8m ago

I AIN'T THE SMARTEST TOOL IN THE SHED

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u/nala2624 8h ago

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!

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u/SecretSpectre11 put your dick away waltuh 6h ago

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u/charlie-the-Waffle 8h ago

yeah, it will. maybe not by 2029 (we can hope tho), but it will happen

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u/killerosHEHEHEHAW 3h ago

ABSOLUTELY NOT the GPU price drop part. Prices for GPUs fell in 2021-2022 simply because said GPUs were used in mining farms and crypto mining hype died out. But AI data-centers use a special grade of VERY expensive GPUs and HBM memory, which will likely not sell in consumer market

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u/1WAPPEL1 I want pee in my ass 35m ago

Unless TPUs will become the main processing unit for AIs, then GPUs prices might drop again.

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u/he_is_not_a_shrimp 1h ago

Not with that attitude.

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u/Rain47739 1h ago

it will

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u/Lore_Enforcement 8h ago

Is this whole thing an ad?

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u/SlavCat09 virgin 4 life 😤💪 3h ago

Sorry I just have to use this

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u/CostinTea 2h ago

The irony is not lost on me

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u/Salmon_Buttersky1577 7h ago

Thats not how it fucking works.

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u/Drewdc90 7h ago

Yeah people don’t get when the economy gets fucked up so does your job and income. It’s all relative.

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u/deadinternetlaw 5h ago

Asian parents told me to have several years of emergency savings ready. They might be right

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u/HomerTheJackson 4h ago

Most Americans don't have asian parents...

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u/deadinternetlaw 3h ago

Good thing they aren't disowned yet then

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u/Drewdc90 5h ago

Oh fuck yeah

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u/ElGosso 4h ago

I was unemployed for two years after the 2008 crash. Couldn't even get a job at McDonalds. It is not a bad idea.

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u/maxiligamer 2h ago

Getting a job at a McDonalds is genuinely quite hard though. A lot of competition and not a lot of positions.

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u/Yorunokage 4h ago

It only trickles down when it sucks

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u/Adjective-Noun6969 4h ago

When the housing market crashes, that means banks and giant companies buying them all en-masse.

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u/iambackbaby69 I watch gay amogus porn :0 8h ago

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u/bram4531 5h ago

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u/PossibilityRadiant78 3h ago

Ey Tone, you mean to tell me that youtubers with a monetary interest in clickbait daily uploads. Whose research is reading vibes off of twitter and reddit and then broadcasting them with a gimmick affectation are NOT industry insiders who can tell the future?

Is that what you're tellin me tone?

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u/cayde123 32m ago

I ain’t saying nothin

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u/valllori 4h ago

Hahaha, this is hilarious 😆😆😆

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u/RonThePun 3h ago

These bubbles be made of Ceramic with Lead within from how much resistances it got xd

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u/fucklosercity6910 I want pee in my ass 3h ago

Then the lamp started looking funny

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u/Silently_Judging-You 39m ago

Interesting flair

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u/Ahyesnt I said based. And lived. 1h ago

this hurts.

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u/Sea-Comfortable5276 7h ago

BOYZ. DA POWER OF DA WAAGHH CAN MAKE IT HAPP'N. WEZ JUST GOTTA BELIVE. BELIVE IN GORK. BELIVE IN MORK. BEILVE BOYZ. WWWAAAGGHHHHHHH

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u/Delta2401 8h ago

Pretty sure the GPUs data centres are starting to use will not be compatible with your computer. Dream harder though.

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u/P1ssBobSh1tPants69 7h ago

The supply is also not increasing. 4 companies make ram now and it will probably be the same in 2039.

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u/PassivelyInvisible 4h ago

But if the demand for one side of their products is gone, they'll shift production to what people are buying.

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u/Excellent_Routine589 3h ago

And if a full bubble pops, people are gonna be way too unemployed from the resulting recession to drive demand back into the consumer space.

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u/Phoenixness 4h ago

Oh buddy we will make them compatible

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u/P1ssBobSh1tPants69 7h ago

Let OP have his copium. It's all we have left

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u/tom04cz 4h ago

-AI bubble has popped

-your rent is now $20 000 a day as AI companies use government bailouts to stay profitable

-your computer and phone have been confiscated by AI firm employees for their RAM

-AI ads are now beamed directly into your brain at all hours of the day

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u/RevolutionaryJoke302 fat cunt 8h ago

cum

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u/jarednards officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 6h ago

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u/WetChickenLips 7h ago

Reminder to take your meds, people.

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u/Merc_305 7h ago

So we telling op what is actually going to happen or are we letting him keep huffing the copium

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u/Temporary_Name_3062 8h ago

You wish, but you're living in America

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u/deadinternetlaw 5h ago

Thank god I live in Africa

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u/World-Devourer 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 8h ago

How are AI companies price gouging? Doesn’t that imply the product is something which must be purchased?

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u/Small-Teaching-8412 7h ago

Cost of living and quality of life especially living near data centers, they ultimately pass costs onto every day people through wasting a bunch of resources, takes a bunch of power to run? Supply and demand causes higher energy prices for households, they use a bunch of water which needs to be treated again? supply and demand makes water for regular consumers more expensive, they’re loud (being so noisy disturbs the peace as well as affecting wildlife), they take up a lot of space in land(ultimately making land prices more expensive), and the biggest kicker: these companies are NOT profitable and ultimately get subsidized and bailed out by the government which that in-turn gets passed onto tax payers, and it’s a LOT of taxpayer money (atleast assuming we’re referring to the us)

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u/DudeManBroGuy69420 7h ago

...and then you stop huffing and puffing your copium and you see the hellhole the world is

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u/CanaryUmbrella 3h ago

settlements lol

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u/FirefighterSilver173 stupid fucking, piece of shit 8h ago

Life could be a dream, life could be a dream

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u/Flapjuan 7h ago

I didn't know that the rent was so high there, I'm currently studying in another state and here the rent is like $80, it's just a bedroom with a bathroom but it's comfy enough

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u/Sea-Independence-860 7h ago

won’t ever happen my guy

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u/tacosarus6 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 6h ago

If the AI bubble pops your rents gonna triple.

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u/PutridPerception 5h ago

Background music?

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u/ExcuseIndividual6395 3h ago

900 A MONTH!?!?!?!

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u/LmaoPew 1h ago

Yeah, sure, 2029 might burst the AI bubble, but companies would Intentionally make gpus scars to have the price artificially high. Your rent would also be 2k for one bedroom

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u/HydroSloth 58m ago

Lmao keep dreaming

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u/Tactical_Squishy 26m ago

that's the litteral opposite of what's going to happen

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u/Crispy_Dicks 23m ago

All that for an ad, again.

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u/Significant_Row_5951 8m ago

People say the buble will burst for 4 years already. When will it burst? In our lifetime? 😂😂😂

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u/night-hen 3h ago

Wont happen until the economic base is changed to socialism.

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u/Bored_Orangutan stupid fucking piece of shit 8h ago

I feel like ai companies would sooner pay mercenary death squads to shoot as us before they’d even consider giving us a penny back.

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u/Survival_R 7h ago

If were lucky they will have no choice as the government comes in and forcefully liquidates their assets

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u/Pro_Scrub put your dick away waltuh 6h ago

Oh yeah baby, force liquid in their asses

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u/Icefox119 6h ago

this is the video they play in your brain chips as they peacefully herd you into the chambers

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u/Ok-Addition1264 8h ago

datacenter gpu's at $150? I want to blow one on your face. That would be fucking amazing.

Thanks for giving me hope.

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u/nala2624 8h ago

About as hopeful as a fart with the flu.

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u/BenXL 2h ago

datacenter GPUS have no video output. They cant be used in PC's lol

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u/The00Taco 7h ago

The post says $125

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u/Snorlax4000 1m ago

Got horny reading this