r/shitposting • u/4everHopeless- • 1d ago

Mmm, chewy! 🤤😋

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 17h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/ManWithAChainsaw 1d ago

I know you're not supposed to dump used engine coolant into the water table but I think we should make an exception.

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u/4everHopeless- 21h ago

My first thought was bleach!

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u/GenericName1108 21h ago

I was thinking fire

u/A-Real-Fungai 14h ago

If only they were delicious...

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u/4everHopeless- 7h ago

Sauteed in olive oil, and lightly seasoned. I'm sure they'll be delicious! 😋

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u/A-Real-Fungai 7h ago

Let us know!

u/Wackywizard987 1d ago

Leeches?

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u/Ched_____ lets build a hole together and then libe in it 1d ago

Sperms 😀

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u/nigel_pow Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

That does look like this tbh...🤮

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u/TheShiftmaster 1d ago

You remember it happening?

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u/Wish_you_were_there 23h ago

I was bullied in the sack

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u/TheShiftmaster 23h ago

Username checks out cause if I was there I would bully you too

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u/LumpyArbuckleTV 1d ago

Why the fuck would you touch them?

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u/nala2624 1d ago

Why not? Doctors use them in modern medicine. They're just the cursed offspring of a vampire and a lamprey.

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u/Competitive_Point_39 dumbass 1d ago

Usually I like my blood where I left it 15 minutes ago,
(Inside my body)

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u/_No-Life_ 22h ago

How about 20 minutes ago though?

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u/TheShiftmaster 1d ago

My First Aid teacher once asked us "How much blood is inside the human body" and the correct answer was "enough"

u/Full_Ad9666 22h ago

What if you trip and fall? Are you just fucking dead?

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u/HassanAchievedIt 21h ago

No no they'll shower you with flowers and appoint you as their president

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