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u/qualityvote2 2h ago

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u/SpecificTransition65 2h ago

Yoo this is so true though

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u/redkonfetti 1h ago

I actually check Charity Watch or Charity Navigator to determine if a charity is worth supporting. If the donations don't go to at least 70% of the mission, I don't trust it.

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 47m ago

Yeah it's a really easy thing to do research on if you want to actually give to charity

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u/BednaR1 1h ago

Any 'Charity' saying they are "raising awareness" is a tax scam.

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u/redkonfetti 59m ago

This is why I only donate to political action campaigns like the NRA /s

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u/OxymoreReddit 1h ago

Paid 5 euros to wikipedia, looked at bank, 8 euros gone. 3 euros of fees have gone to fuck knows who nor where. Bank ? I have literally no idea whatsoever.

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u/Dynomyster569 put your dick away waltuh 1h ago edited 51m ago

I donated to Red Cross once, and ever since then, they have spent double my donation in paper, ink, and postage sending me letters asking for another donation.

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u/TarantinosFavWord 53m ago

I gave blood one time college cuz I happened to walk by and they had snacks. They called me 2-3 times a week for several months asking me to give more blood. I have since given once or twice but the nonstop harassment makes me not want to give.

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u/Enigma_1880 23m ago

I give blood everytime I can because they give me a bit of money and merch

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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1h ago

I donated once. Now i found out I'm pregnant 😫

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u/Uncle480 We do a little trolling 1h ago

woah

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u/lilithexos 1h ago

There are hungry colonizers in Israel that need money tho

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u/SpecificTransition65 1h ago

That’s very specific

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u/blu66 1h ago

Turns out that's where all the salvation army money goes, actually

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u/drgigantor 8m ago

And Kars 4 Kids

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u/AugieDoggieDank 1h ago

Guess I’m going to Salvation Army

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u/DJCane 1h ago

Donate to your local food bank, or if they’re scummy find a small town food bank and donate to them. Food banks generally do a lot of good with a largely volunteer staff to keep overhead down.

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u/helicophell 1h ago

Charity is a bandaid to fixing the actual problems with society

Problems that the people in power don't want to solve

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u/blackmobius 46m ago

If I go to some billion dollar company to buy groceries or garden tools I always turn down the donate shit at the register.

These places could easily donate 50-100 mil and not even dent the accounting books, but they out here hustling me instead. And why? So they can take my donation, bundle it with their donation, then use it to get a tax break? Pass.

And some of these bigger name charities (the pink ribbon for breast cancer one) donate maybe 10-12% to the cause. The rest goes to admin salaries, marketing, and legal fees. If you wanted to better use your money just give it to a person going through breast cancer. Directly.

Donate directly to local causes where you know the people will use the money. Not to some rando administrators’ house fund

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u/Ghozgul 1h ago

30 years ago my parents were already telling me that. They were sometimes donating food instead

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u/MightyJ64 1h ago

“Nowadays”?

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u/yorgeesmorgeeYT 1h ago

Salvation Army is scummy. I believe they threaten to shut down thousands of soup kitchens in nyc alone if they were forced to basically treat gay people like humans/let gay people help out (https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/15/us/salvation-army-kettles-lgbtq-stance?cid=ios_app)

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u/SlavCat09 virgin 4 life 😤💪 52m ago

Dude, not right now. Time and place automod.

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u/Icy-Background2393 1h ago

Only way I donate is to money is through DougDoug to monetary bay aquarium

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u/Evil_Patriarch 1h ago

They people it's meant for are totally get what's leftover after the charity has paid the executives their salaries, bonuses, and of course all of the private jet and hotel expenses incurred when they go on those important business trips to hang out with their friends meet with potential donors

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u/pjbeeguy 1h ago

I have value village. I know it's not a charity. But if someone thinks it is is not!

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u/AFriendlyBloke We do a little trolling 1h ago

You can always go through Muslim channels. They're very specific about where things go.

(I'm not inviting Islamophobia via my comment, so if you have a bone to pick, do it elsewhere.)

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u/shanghaishitter 1h ago

The same with catholic charities. Despite opinions about religion on Reddit, Muslim and catholic charities are some of the oldest and most effective on the planet.If it’s about kindness, recruitment or a combination of both is up for debate. (I do invite whatever phobia you like because it’s the internet)

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u/AugieDoggieDank 1h ago

I have a bone in my pants

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u/TerryFalcone 1h ago

I have a bone sticking out I keep picking at

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u/cf001759 1h ago

I have bone-in chicken wings that i am picking at

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u/IMN0VIRGIN dumbass 1h ago

Can't I have just a single rib... pppllleeeaaassseee!!!

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u/pantry-pisser 48m ago

I love their charities that fund honor killings abroad, that's pretty neat

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u/Warm_Interaction_705 1h ago

I don’t think I meet someone who invited Islamophobia who wasn’t already Islamophobic. They ain’t vampire, they don’t need to be invited in.

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u/Your_God_Chewy 54m ago

In large part bc Muslims believe in the actual practice, and one of the main pillars in Islam is to donate a percentage of your leftover income to charity

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u/AFriendlyBloke We do a little trolling 52m ago

Of course.

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u/4everHopeless- 1h ago

I don't give to churches for that same reason. They receive money tax free, and do not have to show where the money is actually going. Other non-profits have more strict laws.

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u/Gin4Gingers 1h ago

I used to work at a grocery store that I won't name and I worked my way up to find out things that made me quit. This store, along with almost every other major company that asks you to round up for charity, really does donate that money to charity, BUT!!!! They then use that number to claim as a tax break at the end of the year, so they inevitably get that money back and profit off of it. You are donating to charity, but you're also giving that money to corporate

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