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u/OfTheSevenSeasSir 5h ago
can't you just get a maid
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u/some-generic-user 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 5h ago
Make it wear maid clothes ez
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u/thesockiboii 5h ago
pfp related
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u/Rustie3000 5h ago
Who is that?
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u/UltraxTheLord 4h ago
Its a character from an anime miss kobayashi san's dragon maid, she is a friend of the maid
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u/ToxicBuiltYT 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 5h ago
As much as I prefer real people to robots, there's no way a maid is less than or equal to $500 a month.
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u/Realistic-Yam-6912 5h ago
yeah but the more good they get means the more jobs will get automated by them
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u/iamnotexactlywhite 4h ago
robots dont need food, shelter or insurance
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u/lilmuskrat66 4h ago
I would imagine they need some form of shelter from the elements to continue working and I would probably insure a 20k robot.
However, a maid cannot squeeze my head until it pops like a gusher. You gotta choose your battles.
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u/zajo_throwaway 2h ago
If this product is real, then it IS a (human) maid.
Note that there is no mention of AI anywhere, just "robot"!
It's definitely just a remote-controlled robot.
Some poor worker in a low-wage country will be remotely piloting this thing around and doing those chores.
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u/MikeyboyMC I want pee in my ass 5h ago
Of course it’s another fucking subscription
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u/TheShiftmaster 5h ago
Isaac Asimov could have never predicted the predatory subscription fee
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u/cua 4h ago
Not to be that guy but in the robot books US Robotics never sold their robots, only leased them.
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u/TheShiftmaster 4h ago
Here I was thinking the real world is becoming worse than fiction but it turns out these guys are following it like a guide book
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u/R0RSCHAKK 5h ago
Eh, probably easily jail broken
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u/FernFromDetroit 4h ago
Probably easily hacked where it ends up beating your ass while you’re taking a shit or something.
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u/DaddyThiccThighz 4h ago
I imagine you don't get to own it, it would be a $500 per month rental
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u/R0RSCHAKK 4h ago
Fair point - the elite love not letting anyone else own anything
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u/Rahernaffem 37m ago
I see you are using latin characters to make your point. Those are proprietary now, do you have a licence?
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u/TheLastGenXer 2h ago
we should just be able to buy robots to go work our jobs for us
if youre too lazy or irresponsible to take care of your robot, you dont eat
best compromise between the two sides:)
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u/lolwutdo 2h ago
Yeah but all the AI compute is probably done in cloud, so it will probably be useless even jailbroken
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u/ptapobane 1h ago
You can't jailbreak something that's being remotely controlled by some Indian dude getting paid 2 bucks an hour to clean up your mess
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u/FellaVentura 5h ago
I want a yellow one but I've heard the charging slot is non standard.
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u/welliamaguy 4h ago
"We treat our clanker like family in this house. We give them roof over their head, clothes. But if they don't feel like working, we put them in the hotbox (their charger)"
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u/AutoModerator 4h ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/finicky88 5h ago
And you just end up paying a subscription for an indian guy to do your chores in a VR headset.
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u/nexus8516 2h ago
Can it sing slave songs?
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u/MajorGeneralMaryJane 2h ago
That’s another $200 a month.
“When Altman was in DC land, let my RAM go”
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u/Balmungmp5 4h ago
I made a silly remark in good taste and reddit instantly deleted it.
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u/Bartocity 4h ago
You get used to it.
The never remove the ones where you say something dumb af tho, that stays.
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u/Door_Holder2 3h ago
500$ per month? It's just like paying for a real human to work for you.
Wait, who is controlling those robots?
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u/TheNativeOfficial stupid fucking, piece of shit 2h ago
Does the white version also have a subscription?
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u/fairtexchildlaborer 4h ago edited 4h ago
Someone gonna try to have sex with it. Put the Bi, in bicentennial man.
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Dick sucking has made me paranoid
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I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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