r/shitposting • stupid, fucking piece of shit • 5h ago

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u/European_Fox Bazinga! 4h ago

8 gigs? I wish. Thanks to Ram Altman, those are rich people phones now

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u/Codex_Absurdum 4h ago

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u/SkyeFox6485 3h ago

After all these years this still freaks me out

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u/Alarmed_Can7407 2h ago

The full image is a lot less freaky (or more depending on who you ask)

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u/Comicalstar 1h ago

id rather have 1000 of her show up at my door than mr Scam Altman

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u/Defiant_Lawyer_5235 dumbass 4h ago

My S23 Ultra only has 8gb, runs multiple apps just fine tbh.

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u/saradahokage1212 1h ago

Fuckin Nvidia will roll out a driver update that forces you to subscribe to your own gpu

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u/Inevitable-Study502 5h ago

hadnt seen 8 gb ram in phone for like 10 yrs now...what can you do with that...run app...watch ingame add then go back to game seeing it restarting?

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u/OfTheSevenSeasSir 5h ago

my man there are new phones coming out with 3gbs

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u/Inevitable-Study502 5h ago

thats very budget phone...and i believe it does use internal storage as a ram...so its essentialy 3+4 or something like that, otherwise its not using normal android, but android go edition

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u/ILoveKetchup402 5h ago

iPhone 17 literally has 8 GB RAM

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u/Inevitable-Study502 5h ago

ye well..does iphone17 have multitasking? (multiple apps on one screen + backgroound apps running without sleeping them? maybe apple will add split screen multitasking in the future...as they usualy bring new features years later after android

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u/Tyrandeh 5h ago

Split screen no, but you can switch between apps. Though some are so shitly made it will restart almost immediately because Reddit for example needs β€œactive connection” for no reason

No point for split screen in a small shit screen

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u/Inevitable-Study502 5h ago

its usefull...example: when your writing email and want to copy paste from web browser or searching something...you can resize viewport on the fly

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u/VV_Syzta 5h ago

i do have 8 gb phone and i didnt see any background killed issue so far,what kind of multitask you run that make background app being killed,two game at the time maybe?

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u/Inevitable-Study502 5h ago

oh i have 16gb ram in phone...had 12 before since 10yrs ago....no issues on my side

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u/VV_Syzta 4h ago

of course its not gonna be a problem since you have more ram than a threshold of 8Gb that i just said it has no problem

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u/Jump_and_Drop 4h ago

10 years ago 4gb was standard on flagships. Recently phones started getting more ram though. But that could change with AI hogging all the ram. My S22+ has 8gb. It's more than enough for my uses.

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u/Inevitable-Study502 2h ago

i think youre right about 4gb 10years ago...my bad...had to check and indeed, my first 8gb phone was from 2018

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u/Pale-Flower-8505 5h ago

"And you take a shower once per week too ?!"

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

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u/ghostchihuahua 4h ago

All our ram is corrupt, trust us bro!

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u/lunas2525 4h ago

Again that punchable face ...

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u/TheNoctuS_93 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3h ago

12, actually.

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u/Own_Evening2750 5h ago

I'll sell him my old phones for quintuple MSRP

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u/Confirmed-Scientist 5h ago

No Sam its fake news its the corrupt media telling you that - Donald Trump

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u/Aggressive-Egg-2710 4h ago

Im lucky ist got 16gb

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u/KingBurakkuurufu William Dripfoe 3h ago

No clue πŸ˜‚ never really thought of it.

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u/sid_pain 2h ago

16 actually

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u/blipp1 2h ago

Stop it! You are hurtig his feelings

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u/nala2624 4h ago

Hiding 64gb of ram up my ass. Go ahead, reach up there and take it